Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin has acted pretty cool about her show Kate Plus 8 being cancelled. But that’s because she has another plan.

She ain’t going back to work as a nurse. Not after being famous. And Jon Gosselin certainly doesn’t have enough money to pay the kind of child support she needs to keep her in hair extensions and Botox.

Since her kids have been paying her way since they were babies, why not pimp them out a little bit more. One of Kate’s oldest twins Mady apparently wants to keep on working in tv.

Kate has already started her campaign to get little Mady on a Disney show.  Kate took to twitter and joked “Aww that Mady… So well spoken! Wants to do MORE tv!!! Disney anyone? Lol”

Kate Gosslin says the only plastic surgery she’s ever had is her now famous ‘free tummy tuck’. She flat out denies have a boob job and don’t even get me started on the Botox.

But..she does look pretty good. 100% better than she used to back in the days when she was beating up on Jon.

“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”
While the single mom shoots down incessant tabloid reports linking her to her bodyguard – “It’s just absurd,” Gosselin says – she does hope her new body will turn some heads. “I’m waiting for Mr. Right. It would be nice if somebody noticed me, sure!”

I haven’t reported any news about Kate Gosselin in months because I just seriously can’t stomach her anymore. But when this story popped up today I was so shocked and scared that it might actually happen I thought I would share.

“Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children,” a source said. “She sees herself as a modern day Maria from The Sound of Music except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

To be fair, you have to give Kate props for being wise to the ways of the industry and knowing that she has to act quick before people forget about her. The insider continued, “Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her fifteen minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it. After all, it’s Kate that’s putting the food on the table for all those children.”

True that. Daddy isn’t really bringing home the bacon anymore..and she does have alot of kids to send to college. But A Merry Gosselin Religious Christmas album??? There has to be another way.



Five weeks into the hit reality show Dancing with the Stars, justice is finally served as Kate Gosselin’s untalented ass is voted the freak off!

It’s not a big shocker that Kate Gosselin sucked last night on the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

I’m a serious Kate hater and a serious Dancing hater so I didn’t watch the show, but I did watch a few seconds of the clip to see just how awkward she was so I could laugh at her.

She won’t be on the show long, but I’m really hoping that karma steps in and makes her the first one voted off.