Jay-Z and Kanye’s anthem-like N*****s in Paris…you know they are laughing their asses off every time someone has to type the name of the song with all those asterisk’s.

Here is summary of what he talked about..but you really need to the slide show at The Huffington Post to appreciate it fully. I’m as surprised to saying this as anyone..but I absolutely agree with about the American school system.

epic Twitter rant on Wednesday night, discussing his new clothing line, his musical plans and, most significantly, his new company, which he says will”pick up where Steve Jobs left off.” Called Donda, after his late mother, West revealed that its goal will be to “make products and experiences that people want and can afford,” “to help simplify and aesthetically improve everything we see hear, touch, taste and feel,” and “dream of, create, advertise and produce products driven equally by emotional want and utilitarian need.. To marry our wants and needs.”

It will be comprised, West tweeted, of over 22 divisions staffed by “architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionists, doctors, scientists and teachers.”

Specifically, West wrote that one of Donda’s “projects to be released this year [is] called 2016 OLYMPIC’s … It’s a semi sic-fi since 2016 is only 4 years away,” which presumably means that it will be a movie. West also disclosed that he was in talks to become the creative director of the “Jetsons” movie, and wants to design the MTV Awards, which probably means the VMAs.

In addition, West wrote that he wants to help reshape the American school system, which he says was “designed to turn people into factory workers.” That includes starting a summer school with director Spike Jonze. “There are so many broken systems from the economy to school systems jail systems… we need experts for this,” he later said, promising that his creativity and ability to bring experts together would be of service in the effort to solve intractable problems.

Kanye performed at the Big Chill music festival Saturday night when he went on one of his signature rants about how misunderstood he is.

“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m f**king insane … like I’m Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”

Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much f**king going on in music right now and somebody has to make a f**king difference.”

I don’t know. I can’t decide if Gay-Fish hit a homer with this one for creativity or maybe it’s just because it’s such a departure from your standard hip-hop video that I think it’s creative. I mean Rob Zombie has been doing this shit for years.

But that’s not what I wanted to tell you about. I wanted to mock Kanye and his sad little man parts because he offered nude pictures of himself to Playgirl magazine and they turned his dumb ass down.

“Banned in the USA!!! They don’t want me chilling on the couch with my phoenix!” (see picture)

“In the 70s album covers had actual nudity… It’s so funny that people forget that… Everything has been so commercialized now. I know that cover just blew yall minds … I wish yall could see how hard I’m smiling right now!!!

“In all honesty … I really don’t be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers #Kanyeshrug! I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity.”

“So Nirvana can have a naked human being on they cover but I can’t have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings.”

But actually…his label has said they would stand behind him and nothing has been officially banned. He’s just made the smart business decision to change it so his album will sold in middle America Wal-Mart stores.

Refunds will be able at the point of purchase, and tickets purchased online and via phone will be refunded automatically.

Vibe magazine  reports that Kanye became angry because he wasn’t served any food his dressing room backstage. When he saw a random man eating chicken, he wigged and screamed, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

Here’s the best part….The waitress told Kanye she didn’t offer him any food because he didn’t ask for it. Good girl. But then ‘Ye allegedly got up in her face, screaming, “Yeah well, I’m asking now!”

And then to show just how classy and mature he really is, Kanye proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash.

The comedic craze, known as “Imma Let You Finish” imposes mashups of West’s words – “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna (sic) let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time” – over footage of other famous moments in history. Barack Obama, Neil Armstrong, and Adolf Hitler have been remixed to show West interrupting their moments.

There’s even one that pokes fun at the Patrick Swayze — who lost his battle with Cancer this week. “Yo Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all and Imma (sic) let you finish but Michael Jackson’s death was the best one this year,” (This was text forwarded to me by my 15 year-old nephew if that tells you just how wide spread this viral is.)

The hackers created a webpage based on Kanye’s humiliation of Taylor Swift  and tricked victims into clicking on it, after which their PCs are infected with harmful spyware. The infected web page claims to show a video of Patrick Swayze’s funeral, but it is actually a link to malicious software.

“Users think they have to click on the ‘video’ to enable video streaming,” said an F-Secure spokesperson. “Actually, it’s an image and clicking on it takes the user to another website promising another video. And clicking on this video ends up with the user unintentionally downloading a rogue AV.”

Although you really can’t blame Kanye for the hackers using thier powers for evil instead of good …because  God knows there is no way ‘Ye would go through some much trouble if it didn’t benefit him. But I still blame him a little bit.