Hottie Josh Hartnett was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early this morning in an ambulance for severe stomach pains.

Josh was staying at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood when he suffered a “flare-up” of an ongoing gastrointestinal problem he’s been having for the last several months.

Sources report that Josh is resting comfortably now and is being held for observation. My guess is the cramps are the result of the horrible ulcers he has from his going-nowhere career and the gut eating stress of living in the most self-absorbed and superficial city in the world.

Guess what girls? There may finally be a celebrity sex tape coming our way that we really want to see. Hottie Josh Harnett was busted on close circuit cameras getting his freak on in some public areas in a London hotel last week. Josh and an unknown (gorgeous I’m sure) girl were seen getting hot and heavy out on the town but things didn’t really heat up until they got back to the hotel

“After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in. Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves. No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”

The Mirror reports that as soon as the two were done doin’ the dirty someone on the hotel staff “had a quiet word in Josh’ ear and was asked to take his personal business elsewhere.” That’s a very polite and British way of saying he got kicked the hell out of there.

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