RadarOnline claims that they have seen nude pictures and an accompanying video of a very nude and trashy Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Radar says that pics/video are being shopped to different media outlets and they are very real.

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.

Are we really prepared to see The Snooki naked? At 4″9′ and a few too many pounds I doubt it’s a pretty sight. She’s probably making that duck-bill mouth face too.

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The big-haired, big-mouth kids of MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore have taken themselves way too seriously. Last week cast members were demanding more money for their return next season. It’s really funny. Their ego’s are as big as their hair.

Snooki girl!!!!…You are NOT Jennifer Aniston on season 7 of Friends. No one would miss you guys if MTV replaced you. With the tans, trashy clothes and ridiculous hair you all look the same to us. It’s not that you are individually valuable…we are only watching for the trainwreck. To be honest..other than Snooki I have no idea which guido is “The Situation”  and I’d be in big trouble if someone asked me to tell you what the other guidettes names are. And I’m a gossip blogger.

MTV bosses are calling the bluff of the money-hungry “Jersey Shore” cast by looking for new talent. Sources say MTV reps have been touring Jersey Shore bars for new stars for the next season. We reported last week that the cast — including Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and “Pauly D” Delvecchio –were demanding $10,000 per episode to sign for another season. A source tells us that MTV “would like the popular names to return, but if the cast doesn’t agree to lower their demands, producers can easily replace them with a new team.”

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Before you get any ideas…Snooki is NOT at the cool Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. She booked a very lucrative gig at the Seminole Indian Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. She is BANKING!

I love this little hot mess. She looks like a tiny Italian sausage stuffed into a cheap dress. And someone  needs to tell her that 1995 called and they want their duck lip pose back.

Wouldn’t you know she looks at home on that pole? Go Snooki!

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Domino’s Pizza was wrong. The kids of MTV’s Jersey Shore have managed to extend their 15 minutes of fame into a whole new season.

According to castmate Vinny Guadagnino, MTV has decided to renewed the series for an additional run, ensuring that Snooki, Pauly D, and the entire original cast of the controversial show will be back for a second season of drama and hair gel.

Filming will begin next summer. Look out Seaside Heights. My prediction is that the Snooki wig will be 2010′s biggest Halloween costume.

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I am tickled pink that my very first post of 2010 is about Domino’s Pizza putting one of those greasy guidettes from MTV’s Jersey Shore in her place.

What’s not surprising about this story is that that little Snooki chick showed her ignorance after Domino’s, Dell, UNICO and American Family Insurance pulled their ads from the MTV show.

The foul-mouthed reality starlet said,  “F–k you! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Just shut the hell up! I’m serious…F–k you!”

What is surprising is that Domino’s decided to fired back. Normally big corporations don’t get involved in name calling contests with the likes of the Snook..but this time I guess like the rest of us they decided someone needed to drop some knowledge on this Jersey trash.

A rep for the pizza company said his first thought was to decline commenting to avoid giving Snooki extra publicity. But unlike Dell, he went ahead and gave us a lengthy comment anyway…

“Our first response was, ‘What a classy young lady—her parents must be so proud,’ ” the rep told us today. “There’s no need to get into a war with this young girl, because ticktock, her 15 minutes are almost up.”

Despite the beef between Domino’s and the New York guidette, the pizza giant’s rep assures us there are no hard feelings toward MTV. “We have no issue with MTV or the programming it airs,” the rep said. “Just like viewers have a choice of what they want to watch, advertisers have a choice on what shows they want to advertise.”

“We didn’t pull a penny from MTV,” the rep continued. “We love what they do. We never made any critical commentary. It was a 30-second call, and MTV said, ‘OK,’ and that was it.”

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