In the immortal words of the great Bob Dylan….the times they are a’ changing. 

Seriously. If you are on Pinterest you’ve seen first hand how DIY, homemade and frugality are trending over store-bought excess. I actually have a bit of self-shame because I don’t know how to sew or knit.

It’s a President election year, Andy Griffith just died and MTV has axes the guidos and guidettes of New Jersey. Maybe we aren’t doomed after all. Snooki and JWwow will be ok for a while and Pauly D has his DJ think going on but I don’t where The Situation is going to find a job showing off his abs.

On Thursday (August 30), MTV announced that the upcoming sixth season of ”Jersey Shore” will be its last, bringing the party to a close after three years, two continents and one lil’ bambino (not to mention countless punch-ups, blow-outs and catch phrases.)

The final season of ”Jersey Shore” kicks off on Thursday, October 4, at 10 p.m. ET/PT, but MTV will commemorate the end of the show with a hot tub full of farewell programming, beginning Thursday, September 6, with a one-hour retrospective, called, appropriately enough, “Gym, Tan, Look Back.”

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That’s right. It happened. And I said it.

The petite queen of New Jersey and star of Jersey Shore tweeted this picture of herself yesterday without make up. She looks fresh, young and pretty. Not tired, haggard and trashy. Of course that’s only my opinion. Fans of Jersey Shore and Jersylicous may disagree.

“No make up day and IDC ,” Polizzi wrote.

JWWow might be the only one of the Jersey Shore kids to actually make it. At least she is trying to diversify and think about life after The Shore…..

She’s got her hooker-like clothing line and doing men’s magazines…..it’s not the most respectable or desirable career but it should keep her in tacky clothes and tanning beds for the next  five or ten years or so.

In her Maxim interview she talks about her  favorite bikini style, lesbian crush, and how dirty she likes her sex. Check it out, and visit Maxim.com.

Bikini: Ruche. It’s a lacy style of stitching. The ruche goes into the butt crack, so it gives you a bigger-looking ass. Hot!

Lesbian crush: Megan Fox gives me a tingle. I like her ’cause she knows she’s hot and she’s a bitch about it. I’d totally make out with her.

Sex: Hot and sweaty is the greatest with the right person. But if it’s the wrong person, ugggh, it’s disgusting. It’s like, OK, not working. Get away from me and shut the door behind you.

Someone at The Village Voice has a wicked sense of humor. They somehow managed to get three of the four guidos from The Jersey Shore to appear on their gay issue cover. Brilliant!

Page Six says that The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny didn’t know they what they were posing for and didn’t even ask. I believe that. These kids are such self-absorbed attention whores that they’ll take off their shirts and pose at the opening of an envelope.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this. I usually have a live and let live attitude about people and lifestyles that I don’t agree with, but these  Jersey Shore kids are just so…soo….soooo…..Jersey gone wrong that I just stomach them.

But I know lots of you enjoy this nonsense..so here you go.

The clip begins with each of the eight cast members back at home miserable and ready to relocate to Miami.