Fame just doesn’t agree with the Hogan clan. The daughter’s career is in the toilet, the son went to prison and mommy has pissed daddy off so bad he is ready to cut her throat open – OJ Simpson style.

Sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,” Rolling Stone reports. “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Linda Hogan has brass cahones. I can see why she left the Hulk…I can even give her a pass on the way too young boyfriend…but I think she went too far letting golden boy tool around in the Escalade.

Is it possible that Terry and Linda Hogan Bollea are getting divorced to protect their $8 million fortune? The pending divorce could be a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that injured the guy riding with their speed demon son last August. Could be, at least that’s what the attorney the parents of injured John Graziano have hired says.

Nick Hogan, who had been drinking the night of the accident, is facing felony charges of reckless driving with serious bodily injury. And since he is still a minor at 17 years old, the Graziano attorney will most likely try to prove parental responsibility. The Hogan split would cut Hulk’s assets in half.

Oh, just as an FYI and reminder how f***ed up life can be, Graziano was estranged from his parents before this tragic accident, and now they will most likely walk away with a big fat settlement. The Hulkster better hope VH1 renews his show, he is gonna be hurting for cash soon.

Linda Hogan officially filed for divorce from her husband of 24 years in Pinellas County court last week. Hulk Hogan (aka Terry Bollea) learned about the filing from a reporter from the St. Petersburg Times during a phone interview. Hulk and Linda had been attending marital counseling, but it obviously didn’t take as the Times reports Hulk’s response.

“Thank you for the great information. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”

This comes as sad news to us here, being big fans of Hogan Knows Best. We actually thought the Hogan’s might be a real and normal  family unit. The Hogans always seemed to really parent their children and up until recently, both Brooke and Nick Hogan seemed to be well-adjusted kids. Maybe the nuclear family act was just for the tv show, or maybe the new found fame and money really tore them apart. Oh well, Cez’t La Vie. Can’t wait to see who gets the $12 million Miami house.