Here is it kids. The homemade Spencer Pratt directed video of his fake girlfriend, Heidi Montag’s new single, Higher. It’s mostly just a lot of Heidi frockling on the beach.

Watch it if you dare!

For your enjoyment this cold wintery Monday morn. We hesitate to say these are bikini “candids” of Heidi Montag, because it’s obvious she was aware of the camera. But we suspect if you are a fan of Heidi and her show The Hills you don’t mind the fake reality of her life.

We just really dig that classy Girls Gone Wild bikini she is rockin’.  CLICK HERE to see the entire set of silly Heidi candids. (NSFW site)

Heidi Montag and her boyfriend costar romp and play in the Mexican sun. Spencer Pratt and Heidi are no longer a couple, if they ever really were, but they still take the time to get Heidi’s new boobies photographed as much as possible.

Don’t worry, it shouldn’t be too much longer before MTV pulls the plug on that ridiculous excuse for a reality show called The Hills. Then we won’t see so much of these two celebutards shamelessly flaunting themselves for the cameras.

Heidi Montag flaunts her surgically enhanced body in the February edition of Maxim magazine. She also gives some some insight to her tv show, The Hills. Now we can all sleep at night. Below you’ll find a few excerpts from the boring stimulating interview.

The Hills is a “scripted” reality show. Let’s settle this: How real is it?
The Hills is a show that’s 22 minutes long about seven people’s lives. It’s edited for drama, and there are editors and story lines. If someone walks in front of the camera, we have to redo the shot. So it’s not exactly how things always are. It’s not like The Truman Show. They’re not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let’s see how Lauren would look then!

Meow! So are you and L.C. friends at all?
She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say.

Heidi Montag insists that she had nothing to do with the shocking post on her website yesterday titled “The Truth”.

 “Me and Spencer did spread the false rumors about Lauren’s sex tape.”

Lauren Conrad has long blamed Heidi and her fiance Spencer Pratt for starting the rumors about a sex tape starring The Hills star. Lauren has always  claimed that it  does not exist.  Heidi and Spencer say they are baffled at how the posting was made and Spencer even went as far as to say that his girl is not smart enough to  post things on her website. Ever the sharp witted fella, Spencer calls her endearing airheadedness the “Blonde Defense.” As of Tuesday the new message on Montag’s web site reads:

“Just wanted everyone to know that my blog got hacked last night and the hacker(s) posted up FAKE blog post about me admitting to spreading the rumors about the LC sex tape. Stay tuned for more of my weekly posts, and my new posts below from today…“

Could it be that someone has a guilty conscience?