Their back! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are actively trying to get hired on to star on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us,” Spencer recently said. Of course they would.

The show is a HUGE hit and it’s unclear if Kim Richards will be sober enough and Camille Grammer smart enough to return next season. The Montag-Pratt peeps think added these two idiots to the BH mix would increase the drama and be publicity coup for Bravo. I know Bravo has shown some poor scruples in the past on the Housewives shows…most recently airing the limo scene when Kyle outs Kim…but I’m holding out hope the don’t go the Speidi route.

I just don’t think it’s going to happen. The draw of this Housewife show is the overindulgent, lavish lifestyle these people live. Heidi and Spencer can’t afford to buy a coke much less keep up with these Joneses.

Heidi Montag has decided she does not want look like a freak anymore.  She gave an interview to Life & Style saying she is still in severe pain from her many procedures and that she feels “trapped” in her body.

“I’M DESPERATE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL LIFE AGAIN” – HEIDI MONTAG TO LIFE & STYLE
Just one week after the untimely death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, Heidi Montag sat down exclusively with Life & Style to tell-all about her plastic surgery regrets, revealing that she wants her outrageous G implants removed.

“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”

More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,”

Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

I know his news is majorly shocking to you kids, and I hope it doesn’t shake your faith in the world of reality television…but Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was all a bit for The Hills. It was as fake as Heidi Montag’s chin, nose, jaw, eyes and breasts.

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

Since Heidi filed for divorce last Friday..Spencer has been emotional and/or drunk tweeting to MTV and Lauren Conrad about the split. Because what else would he do? Try to find a real job?

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

Can someone please explain to me why Heidi Montag needs one bodyguard, much less a whole gaggle of them?

Happiness is a warm gun. (For my fellow Lennon fans)

Seriously..are these pictures hilarious or what? I should have put them with Heidi Montag Transformers 3 video two posts below…but I really felt they deserved their own place of honor.