If this little ditty doesn’t make you laugh..nothing will. The ever classy and intelligent (and dont’ forget Madam to the stars) Heidi Fleiss has come forward to defend her best client friend during his time of trouble. Heidi says we should all cut Charlie a break. He is not an addict. Because he is still working. She cites Lindsay Lohan’s inability to function as the only possible behavior that proves addiction.

Bitch please. If you believe Dr. Drew (and who doesn’t) Angelina Jolie has been shooting heroin for YEARS and yet she continues to crank out box office gold. My point is, there are many functioning addicts and alcoholics who live their lives, go to work, drive their cars, make movies, and no one ever knows until their house of cards finally just collapses.

Charlie Sheen is just playing card away from total destruction. Read what Heidi had to say about her buddy below the picture.

“Look, people need to leave Charlie the f**k alone. Do they really expect him to go to church when he is not working?
“He is the highest paid actor on television — on a really popular show — and he always delivers by turning up on time and putting in great performances, and that’s all that matters.
“There is no comparison with Lindsay Lohan because she is not functional and is an addict with a sickness – I should know because I’ve been to rehab several times too.
“It’s not as if we see Charlie smoking a crack pipe or anything, the guy just loves to party, and people just don’t seem to want to accept that.
“Also, Charlie is making a lot more money than Lindsay and he should be allowed to spend it whatever way he sees fit. She’s the one that has to try and get her career and life back on track. He’s doing fine.
“Really – Charlie Sheen with hookers? It’s not a real surprise, is it? Who’s fooling who here?!”

Are any of you kids old enough to remember the infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss? If you don’t just Google her for the whole crazy story that will make you wonder why Denise Richards ever married Charlie Sheen in the first place.

Heidi Fleiss was arrested last night in Nye County, Nevada for driving under the influence of a controlled substance, driving without a license, and possession of dangerous drugs without prescription. In the car with her was a man named John Owen, who was brought in for marijuana possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance.

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