We’re seven hours late for work today because we partied at Crown Bar until we passed out – no, not from drinking, from shock. It happened right after we saw 19-year-old Hayden Panettierre ALL OVER Jesse McCartney. The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse’s lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.

The insider also saw the two outside in the smoking area get close and cuddly.

As soon as one of the bouncers recognized the teenage actress, they took her ID and told her to scram. Not being used to such heinous treatment, Hayden immediately caused a scene by calling the police and demanding that the bouncer return her ID card.

Apparently the town of Suffern does not honor the underage celebrity drinking rules. Besides you can’t tell someone that has partied with the Great Wonk-Eye that she can’t drink in your club.

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