Hayden got this new script tattoo late last year and up until this week we’ve only seen bits and pieces of it. Since she’s spent much of the last week on a yacht in a bikini at the Cannes Film Festival we’ve gotten some pretty good looks at it. And while the trend of vertical script tattoos is hot right now, having your Italian phrase misspelled is totally not hot.

The tattoo reads “Vivere senza rimipianti,” which in Italian would literally translate into “To live without regretted” or basically “To live without regrets.”

Unfortunately, her tattoo artist misspelled rimipianti, as it’s actually spelled rimpianti.

Panettiere, my source says, recently sang for filmmakers (the new Footloose is being turned into a full-blown musical à la the Broadway version). “They were really impressed,” the insider gushes. “No one realized what a good singer she is.”

If she makes it through the singing auditions, she’ll move on to the dance portion of the try-out. And millions of men are crossing their fingers in the hopes of seeing her shake her ass on the big screen.

For you young ‘uns who don’t know about the greatest that was Footloose…let me catch you up.

Ren is a city boy who moves to small town where rock music and dance are prohibited. Ren heads up a revolt of sorts to overturn the oppressive laws. Panettiere would play Ariel Moore, who falls for Ren much to the chagrin of her boyfriend and her Bible-thumping father. It was 80’s awesomeness to the max.

The two had been seen arguing early that night at a Hollywood charity event and the argument escalated to the point that police had to be called later in the evening. Much later in the evening…the cops were summoned to the Panettiere’s West Hollywood home at 3:15am.

Big daddy has a court date next month and if the judge convicts him he could get the maximum of one year in jail. Both Alan and Lesley have been downplaying the entire thing saying it was “all a big understanding”.

Although a police report claims Alan struck Lesley three times, the couple insist “nothing actually happened. “[We] love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion,”

Sounds like a drunk fight to me. Geesh…folks can’t even have a simple old drunk fight these days with that pesky domestic battery law in effect now.

“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with ANGELINA JOLIE, JESSICA ALBA or CHARLIZE THERON. And KATE BECKINSALE is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

Is she preparing us for the inevitable ‘coming out’ so we won’t be so shocked that we stop buying Hayden’s Dooney and Burke handbags and Candie’s clothing? Like that will happen. We are used to all the best stuff being made by gay designers.

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Sorry kids, this is not a real invitation…only a picture of an invite that belongs to someone with some juice. Besides, you really don’t want to go to this party. Check out the bit about the healthy cocktails. Thanks, but not thanks. I can stay home and drink Snapple.

We prefer to believe that young Hayden is picking up this nourishment to fortify her much older lover, Milo Ventimiglia.

After weeks of denials MILO VENTIMIGLIA has finally admitted that, yes, he is dating the lovely Hayden. According to Stateside reports, Milo couldn’t help gushing over his new lover at the pre-Christmas Water Grill party in LA. An eyewitness said: “He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.” The couple then spent the rest of the party sitting together and holding hands.

What’s even creepier girlfriends, is that every man in the free world is wishing they were that creepy old man getting it from an 18 year old girl. Tisk tisk boys.

Check out the secret lovers back in September getting cozy at a Duran Duran concert in L.A.

Hayden seems to be taking a more aggressive approach than Angelina in her do-gooder deeds. There’s an arrest warrant for Hayden in Japan, where she attempted to save dolphins that were being slaughtered by physically trying to stop some Japenese fisherman on her surfboard.

We Love Gemma Atkinson’s Real Body Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

American Music Awards Recap – Girls Talkin Smack

Hayden Panettierre Upskirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Win A Autographed Copy Of Kim Kardashian’s Playboy – Ninja Dude 

We Don’t Believe Miley Cyrus Is Only 15 – The Blemish 

Is Jessica Alba Unselfish Enough To Be Pregnant? – Bumpshack

Janice Dickinson Hates Victoria Beckham – Gabby Babble 

Stacy Kiebler Does Victorias Secret – Derek Hail 

Heidi Klum Was Gorgeous At The Victorias Secret Fashion Show – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Kanye West Breaks Down On Stage – Celebrity Smack

What A Strange Group Of Celebrities – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

“Obviously this issue has generated defensive behavior on the part of both the Japanese Authorities and Fishermen. I have grown up hearing – and adhering to – this phrase: ‘condemnation without investigation dooms one to everlasting ignorance.’ We must unite as a world to solve our increasing international environmental crises. We can no longer hide behinid out-dated, senseless cultural traditions and lazy, bad habits that are resulting in the annihilation of our planet’s resources and the extinction of our species. As a spokesperson for the ‘Declare Yourself’ campaign, I encourage everyone – particularly young people – to educate themselves on the candidates and their positions on environmental issues. Every generation has its own challenge; this is the challenge of our generation.”

Kelly Brook And A Gun – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Project Runway Season Three Premiere Recap – Girls Talkin Smack

Nicole Scherzinger Still Thinks Showing Her Bra Is Cute – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Lance Armstrong Daughter Takes Ashley Olsen To School For Show-And-Tell – Ninja Dude

And Sheryl Crow Disapproves Of Lance Armstrong Dating Ashley Olsen – The Blemish

Jessica Simpson Wants A Real Man – Bumpshack

Geri Halliwell Is Pissed At Her Girlfriend George Michael – Gabby Babble

Britney Spears Hits Another Photographer – Derek Hail 

Hayden Panettierre In Vanity Fair – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Still Photos Of Those Chicks From L.A. Ink – Celebrity Smack 

Remember Bill S. Preston From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? – Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Heidi Klum Nude In Max Magazine – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)