George Michael just can’t seem to keep it together. He’s been in and out of trouble for years for various and sundry things. In addition to getting caught with his pants down in public places,  he lost his drivers license for two years in 2007 after he admitted to driving while on drugs. Looks like this incident may be a repeat of that of that last one.

George Michael was arrested after he crashed his Range Rover into a London shop at around 3:30 AM Sunday morning. The singer allegedly climbed out of his car and waited for police to arrive. According to UK’s Daily Mail, he was not given a breathalyzer test at the scene but was taken to a north London police station. The 47-year-old star was released on bail until August. “Police were called at approximately 3.30 AM on Sunday to reports of a vehicle in collision with a building … A man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries,” a Metropolitan Police spokesman told the newspaper.

George Michael was arrested with drugs (again) over the weekend, but this time he won’t face charges. Sad, old junkie George was busted in a bathroom (again) for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and weed. It’s unsure why he isn’t in more trouble since this is not his first offense and the Metropolitan Police Chief has a no tolerance policy on celebrities with drugs.

“We can confirm a 45-year-old man was arrested in the Hampstead Heath area on the 19th of September on the suspicion of possessing drugs,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said. “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution and was released with no further action. The caution was for the possession of Class A and Class C drugs, cocaine and cannabis.”

Although Sad old George issued the following statement to his fans and everyone else that is over his antics, I think all anyone really wants to know is ‘What it is with you and the public bathroom’s dude?”

“In a strange way I’ve spent the last 15 to 20 years trying to derail my own career, but it never seems to suffer,” he said. “I suffer like crazy. I’ve suffered bereavements and public humiliations, but my career always seems to right itself like a plastic duck in the bath.”