Chris Martin Punches Reporter For Mentioning Brad Pritt
Posted October 18, 2008 at 9:14 am by: Sparkle-C
Chris Martin recently let a reporter in on an inside joke between himself and his gorgeous wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Chris told the journalist that “he had been told by his wife that he was only allowed to leave her if it was for one of the pop starlets (from Girls Aloud) and by a reciprocal arrangement, she had chosen… Irish crooners Westlife.” Apparently the boys from Westlife are not that hot, because the reported immediately blurted out, “You could have at least told her Brad Pitt.”
To that a visibly upset Chris Martin replied, “She was engaged to him, you fu*#er.”
Chris lost his Coldplay cool and punched the guy in the chest as he simultaneoulsy called him a four letter word that starts with a C and ends with an UNT. This is the sort of thing that happens when you marry a 9 and you yourself clearly float somewhere in the 4-5 area.
Chris Martin From Coldplay Is A Miley Cyrus Fan
Posted July 18, 2008 at 12:14 am by: Sparkle-C
Chris Martin just lost some major street cred in my book. Although he’s never met Miley Cyrus, the Coldplay frontman says he’s a big fan, watches her show and would even consider letting Hannah Montana open for his band.
“I like Miley Cyrus… I like the TV show.” And Martin insists he’d even consider supporting Cyrus at a concert for what would be one of the oddest gigs ever.
He adds, “I’d do it. Anyone we like or respect, no matter how different they may be, we would play with. She’s doing something quite different… I just think she seems to have a sweet character”
Obviously he hasn’t seen her teenage attempt at sexy all over MySpace. Maybe I shouldn’t be so hard on Miley. My Cyrus-hate isn’t really even about Miley and her MySpace nonsense. I still haven’t forgiven her father for popularizing the mullett and don’t even get me started on that ridiculous achy song. It’s so dangerous that if I even type the title of it here, I’d be sentencing you all to a hellish weekend of humming that craptastic song.