Twitter was all abuzz Monday afternoon with the fake CNN story that Zach Braff had committed suicide. Why? I mean who starts these stupid rumors and why? Bored, mean teenagers who hate Scrubs?

He is most certainly not dead. Here is Braff’s update that he posted to his Facebook fan page:

“Hi. I’m very much alive. Total internet rumor. Amazing how fast one douche can spread a lie. Be careful out there on the internets friends. Please spread the word… Video of me holding todays paper to follow… Love, zb”

Although, I mean, really…he’ll probably never do anything better than Garden State so if he does die young..at least we have that.

Zach Braff is an amazing actor. Would you ever have thought that he suffers from depression problems? Although he is famous for his role as funny man/doctor on Scrubs, Zach says he is more like his character in Garden State. (**sigh**dreamy depressed weird guy***) If depression be the reason that movie is so great, then hip hip hooray for depression. Garden State is HWB’s comfort movie just in case you were wondering. I found that interesting tidbit about cutie pie Zach in an article from People magazine. I also learned that he wears sweat pants everyday. Sweet.