Despite all the denials, Wynona Ryder insists that the project is happening.  “Whatever you hear, there is a sequel in the works. I swear to God.  But for some reason the writer Dan Waters and director Michael Lehman don’t want to talk about it. I’ve been wanting to do a sequel forever. There is a story, and Christian [Slater] has agreed to come back as a kind of Obi-Wan character.”

If you’ve somehow managed to grow into adulthood without seeing this movie…you must go NetFlix it NOW. Here’s a brief summary that comes no one near describing the pure beauty of watching high school clique’s taken to the next level.

Three high school girls named Heather run an iron clad social clique at high school. One of their anointees, Veronica, isn’t sure she wants to fit into the clique, particularly when she has to snub some of her old friends at the Heathers’ behest. When Veronica meets the new guy at school, she starts pulling away from the clique, while some of the more popular students start showing up dead with suicide notes.

Winona’s last ten years or so have been full of drug addiction rumors and shoplifting. Let’s see if she can hold it together long enough to make a a proper comeback.

On  a positive note…she looks FLAWLESS in this Elle photo shoot. The years (and possibly some Botox) have been good to her.

Producers of a movie that she just finished filming are trying to get her into rehab in an attempt to save her career, but she says, “No No No.”

It seems like everyone that was present the night River Phoenix overdosed has never been able to get over it. Maybe Winona should hook up with  Joaquin Phoenix and they can destroy themselves together.

Star has learned that the two iconic stars have been spending lots of time in each other’s trailers. “They are also always hugging on the set,” says a source. “The chemistry is really electric.” They’ve gotten so close that during a break in filming in Connecticut, Winona, 36, relaxed with Keanu, 43, at his Manhattan pad.

We hope that K and W are happier together now than they look in this screen cap from A Scanner Darkly.

According to reports, when Winona tried to leave CVS, she set of the security alarm. At that point a security guard searched her bag and found some make-up that she hadn’t paid for.

A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.

“When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.”

And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.”

The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store

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And yes, we are aware that these pictures look NOTHING like Winona Ryder. That’s the magic of photography.