Paris Hilton Skips Out On A $10 Lunch Bill - Egotastic

Mary-Kate Olsen Bites A Stripper On The Leg, Really - Celebrity Smack

Whitney Houston Needs Cash - City Rag

More Lindsay Lohan New Years Bikini Pictures - Drunken Stepfather 

Christina Aguilera Getting Really Thin - The Skinny Website 

Lucy Clarkson Mega Post - Horny Oyster

April Scott Stuff Magazine - The Feeding Tube 

Teri Garr Recovering From Surgery - Glitterati 

Britney Spears Never Takes Anyones Advice - PopBytes 

Vanessa Minnillo Talks Like A Sailor - Evil Beet 

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Are NOT Married - CelebWorm

Justin Timberlake Thinks He Is A Good Actor - Into Gossip

The word on the street is that Whitney Houston may have had a specific reason for filing for divorce from husband, Bobby Brown. According to the rumors, Whitney had been seeing a nationally renowned minister for counseling for her addiction issues and the professional counseling quickly turned into a “close private relationship�. You might say, “Well good for Whitney�, but you would be wrong. See, this well known minister is a married man, married with children even.

The insider tipster, who claims to be a close friend of the ministers wife says, “what Whitney is doing is just plain wrong, that man has a family.� And she offers a stern warning, “I’m not accusing anyone of anything yet, but [the minister’s wife] is not just going to sit back and let Whitney steal her man … if stuff needs to get ugly, it will.� Well we certainly hope so, otherwise, it’s just no fun.

Source: Take Out Media

Kevin Federline In GQ, Looking Not So GQ - Teddy and Moo’s 

Whitney Houston Drops Husband and Weight - The Skinny Website

Kiele Sanchez In Stuff Magazine - The Feeding Tube

Kim Cattrell Does Not Look Good - Taxi Driver Movie 

Christina Aguilera Looking Like Courtney Love - Celebrity Smack

Whatever Happened To The Gotti Boys? Do We Care? - City Rag 

Is Elle MacPherson Crazy? - Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan’s Stolen Bag Was A Publicity Scheme? - Janet Charlton’s Hollywood

Frances Bean Looks Suspiciously Like… - CityRag

Wanna See Noel Gallagher Drunk? - Drunken Stepfather

Yikes! Zooey Deschanel is Skinny - The Skinny Website

April Scott (The New Daisy Duke) in Maxim - The Feeding Tube

Whitney Houston Looks Old - Teddy and Moo’s

A beat down, cracked out Whitney Houston goes to Church in West LA this past weekend, only about ten years too late. Check out the lady sitting next to her….she looks like she’s afraid she might become a  crack-whore too if she gets too close.

Apparantly Whitney thinks if she dresses in real Southern Black Lady church gear she will get the Lord’s forgiveness.

Looks like the number one celebrity ghetto-couple has successfully smuggled themselves back into the states. I wonder if Whitney had any problems getting through customs, by now her body is probably mostly made up of illegal substances. You know how it is, an arm falls off, and they replace it with, you know, crack.