I am not now, nor have I ever been a Whitney Houston fan. But since so many of you seem to really want to see the former-crack-is-whack-head do good…I thought I’d share this funny video of what should have been her may-jor comeback concert in Central Park this week.

When Whit missed the high notes she blamed her cracked voice on a taping she did Monday for ‘Oprah.’ “When I’m talking, I should be singing,” she told the audience. Her four-song set will air Wednesday in the 8 a.m. hour on ‘Good Morning America.’

Whitney Houston’s new song “Like I Never Left” was leaked over the weekend. This is Whitney’s first foray back in the biz since her ‘crack is whack’ days and her subsequent divorce from Bobby Brown. In fact, her last release was  a Christmas single back in 2003.

Whitney’s new joint “Like I Never Left” is a love song featuring Akon, but at one point in the tune she coos, “Yes, your girl is back.” Maybe the title has a double meaning for homegirl. Her much anticipated album will be released later this fall.

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Whitney Houston Needs Cash – City Rag

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Lucy Clarkson Mega Post – Horny Oyster

April Scott Stuff Magazine – The Feeding Tube 

Teri Garr Recovering From Surgery – Glitterati 

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Vanessa Minnillo Talks Like A Sailor – Evil Beet 

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Are NOT Married – CelebWorm

Justin Timberlake Thinks He Is A Good Actor – Into Gossip

The word on the street is that Whitney Houston may have had a specific reason for filing for divorce from husband, Bobby Brown. According to the rumors, Whitney had been seeing a nationally renowned minister for counseling for her addiction issues and the professional counseling quickly turned into a “close private relationship�. You might say, “Well good for Whitney�, but you would be wrong. See, this well known minister is a married man, married with children even.

The insider tipster, who claims to be a close friend of the ministers wife says, “what Whitney is doing is just plain wrong, that man has a family.� And she offers a stern warning, “I’m not accusing anyone of anything yet, but [the minister’s wife] is not just going to sit back and let Whitney steal her man … if stuff needs to get ugly, it will.� Well we certainly hope so, otherwise, it’s just no fun.

Source: Take Out Media

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Christina Aguilera Looking Like Courtney Love – Celebrity Smack

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April Scott (The New Daisy Duke) in Maxim – The Feeding Tube

Whitney Houston Looks Old – Teddy and Moo’s

A beat down, cracked out Whitney Houston goes to Church in West LA this past weekend, only about ten years too late. Check out the lady sitting next to her….she looks like she’s afraid she might become a  crack-whore too if she gets too close.

Apparantly Whitney thinks if she dresses in real Southern Black Lady church gear she will get the Lord’s forgiveness.

Looks like the number one celebrity ghetto-couple has successfully smuggled themselves back into the states. I wonder if Whitney had any problems getting through customs, by now her body is probably mostly made up of illegal substances. You know how it is, an arm falls off, and they replace it with, you know, crack.