Apparently the Japanese magazine touch up artists are SERIOUS about making people look….Japanese.

And big props to Victoria Beckham for not stuffing the baby’s feet into some uncomfortable show just for fashion’s sake. She looks comfy and snuggly in her grey (no doubt designer) dress. In my opinion babies don’t need shoes until they start walking. For those of you who have yet to experience the joy and aggravation of parenthood…shoes DO NOT EVER stay on baby feet. It’s like a law of gravity or something.

After giving birth to Harper Seven last month and gaining 1st 7lb, Victoria Beckham has gone into hiding in a bid to get back to a svelte size zero.

While Mr Beckham has been spotted almost daily with the rest of the brood, it is claimed 37-year-old Victoria has been cooped up in a rented seven-bedroom Malibu mansion getting her body back to pre-pregnancy glory.ccording to Grazia, the former Spice Girl has been following the new ‘Five Hands’ diet to taper her figure in time for a grand unveiling at New York Fashion Week from September 8-15.

With a matter of weeks to go before she makes her return to the spotlight, Victoria has reportedly been sticking to the strict regime which consists of just five handfuls of food a day.A source told the magazine that she has cut out sugar and has been snacking on miniscule portions of smoked salmon, prawns with chilli, yellow-fin tuna sushi and scrambled eggs.

I love Vics…I really do. Her addiction to fashion to her obsession with staying tiny amuse me. No, she is not sending a good message to the women of the world, but the good news is anyone girl under the age of 30 probably has no idea who the hell she is.

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Victoria Beckham has finally gotten round and pregnant enough to give in to the huge maxi dress over leather leggins and 5 inch stilettos. I love it when celebrities are have to get real.

PS..how cute is that picture of David taking a picture of Vics bump? Sweetness.

Eva and Ken threw Vics a pink-themed baby shower at the rooftop Butterfly Bar in West Hollywood yesterday. Since this is Victoria and David Beckham’s first girl…the guest killed her with girly princesss stuff. I’m sure all her boys are gonna love all the pink frilly stuff that’s soon to invade their home.

They are really gonna hate it when she is like five, and Vics makes the boys share a room so she can build a new closet for the girl.

One photo posted on her Twitter saw the wife of David Beckham posing in a dress made of toilet paper. Selma Blair who is also pregnant led one team in the game to make the best dress. Victoria who originally wore a purple V-neck dress was clad in a calf-length paper dress, complete with a head accessory. Another challenge was to pick up water balloons with chin.

Attendees at the star-studded bash included Nicole Richie, Demi Moore, Rachel Zoe and Tana Ramsay. They were treated to a Princess cake with marzipan and ice tea among others. In celebration of Victoria’s first baby girl, these guests showered her with pink items including a pink Quinny Buzz Special Edition stroller, a mamaRoo baby swing, a pink Hoppop Bath tub, a pink Little Giraffe Luxe Blanket, a Timi and Leslie diaper bag and a 5 ft. custom-made giraffe by Melissa and Doug.

“Such a lovely day!!!thank u so much @EvaLongoria and @KenPaves for being such wonderful friends.Baby showers are so much fun!!!!!!!x vb,” Victoria tweeted.

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I ignored it. Because, well who cares?

But when you add Anna Wintour into the mix shit starts to get interesting. So ya’ll know that Victoria Beckham has been trying for years to get a Vogue US cover but Anna Wintour just keeps ripping it out from under her. Victoria has corrected every argument that Anna has ever had about putting Vics on the cover. She got rid of the huge implants, the tacky extensions, she doesn’t get get weird Euro tan anymore. She’s done everything for Anna and Vogue. But still..she’s been denied.

And now she’s dissed a pregnant friend from way back for Anna. Oh Posh. I used to love you.

Anna was recently asked by the Wall Street Journal if she had any regrets over the years. Anna’s calculated and bitch response?

“I not terribly proud of putting the Spice Girls on the cover”.

Anything Anna says is printed in every form of fashion industry media immediately and often. So of course Vics read it. And she responded by distancing herself from her Spice Girls days even more by purposefully not publicly congratulating her old group-mate Mel B on her latest pregnancy. All the other Spice Girls did. And Mel B thanked them. But during all the congrats and thanks…Victoria Beckham was not mentioned at all.

It was just another carrot Vics. Get over it. Move on. Vogue is boring to most of us anyway.

David Beckham announced the news on his Facebook page Sunday afternoon, “I’ve got some great news to tell you all,” Beckham wrote. “Victoria and I are expecting our fourth child this summer. The boys are very excited about the arrival of a new brother or sister.”

The gorgeous Beckham’s have been  married since 1999 and already have three boys: Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and Cruz, 5.

Maybe this one will be a girl. Let’s hope so. It would be  shame for Vic’s huge collection of Hermes bags to an ungrateful wife of one of her boys.

This time instead of boinking the kids nanny, he has moved on to a high-class call girl. IIrma Nici claims that she had sex with DB five times in 2007 and has sold all the sordid details to InTouch magazine.

“All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting,” she tells the magazine. She claims that she agreed to spend the night for $10,000, but that they spent an hour in ‘steamy’ foreplay and then had sex for ’15 minutes.’

“He was very gentle and kind,” she added, rating him a 7.5 on a scale of 10.

She goes on to say that he dished on his wife…really? To the call girl who might one day sell her story? I’d like to think he’s not that stupid, but we all know men don’t think straight in the face of a new call girl.

Wearing a summery yellow dress, Victoria looked happy and relaxed as she arrived in the south of France with her three sons for a holiday break in their chateau. The 36-year-old showed no sign of added stress following her publicist being forced to deny reports the couple were planning to announce the end of their marriage.

Just to play devil’s advocate, it’s a proven fact that most women change their hair when faced with major life-changing situation. So did she change the hair because her marriage is falling apart or did she go back to the bombshell long locks to please her hot hubby in an attempt to save her marriage?

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Some people even believe it was Vicky’s quest to get on the cover of Vogue that prompted her to surgically remove her ginormous WAG breast implants.