For a minute we thought the gang might be headed out to a costume party. Tom Cruise dressed as The Penquin, Katie Holmes as Cleopatra, Victoria Beckham does Cruella DeVille. But when we got to David Beckham, and he just looks like a hot guy in a suit so we figured they were just going out to dinner or a brainwashing ceremony or something.

Once again there is talk that Victoria Beckham will be joining the sexy dance group the Pussycat Dolls for a one time only even in Las Vegas. We’ve heard this before but Vics stays so busy with her army of kids, her clothing line and trying to find new ways of telling Tom Cruise that she does not want to join his church, that she just hasn’t had the time. Maybe this summer we’ll get lucky and get to see Posh in some sexy pussycat gear. (Cuz we never see her in anything revealing)

Pussycat Dolls spokeswoman Alisa Boushey has confirmed the singer will be taking to the stage at the Caesar’s Palace Hotel & Casino in June. She tells British magazine Heat, “Victoria’s been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them onstage. She would have done it sooner, but it’s a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon.”

Victoria Beckham and Marc Jacobs are strange bedfellows. What were they thinking with this new ad campaign? Why is Posh curled up in the fetal position, sucking her thumb where a brightly colored maxi-dress? Does this picture give you that ‘oh I gotta have that‘ lemming? We think not. And what is up with the frog worship? We don’t get it.

No one wants Britney Spears’ life. Victoria Beckham admits that if her life were anything like the famous pop-wreck’s it would drive her “loopy’.

“I couldn’t ever live a life like Britney Spears, who is under the spotlight every day. I couldn’t do that. I would go stir crazy. I need my privacy with my husband and children otherwise I’d just go loopy.”

“When we read magazines and there are so many celebrities going out doing whatever they’re doing and falling out of nightclubs. But David and I are quite boring. If people really knew the truth about us they wouldn’t care.”

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We totally love Victoria Beckham’s casual ‘mommy running errands‘ look as she shops at her local Target. (Or Tar-zhay as we like to call it) But why does she look so uncomfortable and terrified? Our guess is that it’s been years since Posh was in a discount store, the bargain shoppers checking out the new Jovovich-Hawk line must put her on edge.

Victoria has said several times that she can’t stand to dress down or wear flats and we’re pretty sure she even said she doesn’t understand or like how American women dress so casually. It’s because we know we look hot in great jeans and a fitted tshirt. Welcome to American Vics! You look fabulous!!!!

We now know the reason The Spice Girls have cut their reunion tour off. It turns out that Victoria Beckham is the Yoko. Posh has decided that she is going to put all her energy into a career in fashion design and tells British media that she will never sing again with Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Melanie Chisholm.

Posh admitted that she only did the reunion so her kids would believe her crazy stories about being a pop star once upon a time.

“I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn’t want to send out a confused message. The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.”

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The Spice Girls are all BFF’s with Robert Cavalli these days. After RC designed the girls comeback tour ensembles they return the favor by helping the designer out at his fashion show in Milan.

The Spice Girls pepped up the Milan fashion scene Monday when they turned up at Roberto Cavalli’s menswear show to thank him for designing their tour wardrobe.The tour, which began in December, brings all the Spice Girls together for the first time in nearly 10 years.

“His clothes make you feel sexy,” said Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell, 35, speaking for the pop stars as they sat backstage chatting with reporters before the show began.

Is it just our imagination or do Cavalli’s designs seem to make Victoria Beckham’s huge implants look smaller?

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Victoria Beckham spreads her legs for couture. Posh shows her quirky humor in the new Spring 2008 Marc Jacobs campaign.

What do you think? Fresh and cute approach…. or trashy and off-putting?