Yep. That is Victoria Beckham.

Apparently the Japanese magazine touch up artists are SERIOUS about making people look….Japanese.

I think I just fell in love with David Beckham. How can you not love this family? How can you not love this hot guy kissing his baby girl and holding on tight to youngest son. And look at Harper’s sweet smuch face! I’m dying!!!

And big props to Victoria Beckham for not stuffing the baby’s feet into some uncomfortable show just for fashion’s sake. She looks comfy and snuggly in her grey (no doubt designer) dress. In my opinion babies don’t need shoes until they start walking. For those of you who have yet to experience the joy and aggravation of parenthood…shoes DO NOT EVER stay on baby feet. It’s like a law of gravity or something.

So if Julia Roberts is a real celebrity mom…Victoria Beckham is the epitome of what makes us all feel like shit about ourselves when we can’t get back into our skinny jeans 4 weeks after we give birth.

After giving birth to Harper Seven last month and gaining 1st 7lb, Victoria Beckham has gone into hiding in a bid to get back to a svelte size zero.

While Mr Beckham has been spotted almost daily with the rest of the brood, it is claimed 37-year-old Victoria has been cooped up in a rented seven-bedroom Malibu mansion getting her body back to pre-pregnancy glory.ccording to Grazia, the former Spice Girl has been following the new ‘Five Hands’ diet to taper her figure in time for a grand unveiling at New York Fashion Week from September 8-15.

With a matter of weeks to go before she makes her return to the spotlight, Victoria has reportedly been sticking to the strict regime which consists of just five handfuls of food a day.A source told the magazine that she has cut out sugar and has been snacking on miniscule portions of smoked salmon, prawns with chilli, yellow-fin tuna sushi and scrambled eggs.

I love Vics…I really do. Her addiction to fashion to her obsession with staying tiny amuse me. No, she is not sending a good message to the women of the world, but the good news is anyone girl under the age of 30 probably has no idea who the hell she is.

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Finally.

Victoria Beckham has finally gotten round and pregnant enough to give in to the huge maxi dress over leather leggins and 5 inch stilettos. I love it when celebrities are have to get real.

PS..how cute is that picture of David taking a picture of Vics bump? Sweetness.

While the rest of us were off celebrating Mother’s Day this weekend, Eva Longoria and Ken Paves were wrapping Victoria Beckham in toilet paper.

Eva and Ken threw Vics a pink-themed baby shower at the rooftop Butterfly Bar in West Hollywood yesterday. Since this is Victoria and David Beckham’s first girl…the guest killed her with girly princesss stuff. I’m sure all her boys are gonna love all the pink frilly stuff that’s soon to invade their home.

They are really gonna hate it when she is like five, and Vics makes the boys share a room so she can build a new closet for the girl.

One photo posted on her Twitter saw the wife of David Beckham posing in a dress made of toilet paper. Selma Blair who is also pregnant led one team in the game to make the best dress. Victoria who originally wore a purple V-neck dress was clad in a calf-length paper dress, complete with a head accessory. Another challenge was to pick up water balloons with chin.

Attendees at the star-studded bash included Nicole Richie, Demi Moore, Rachel Zoe and Tana Ramsay. They were treated to a Princess cake with marzipan and ice tea among others. In celebration of Victoria’s first baby girl, these guests showered her with pink items including a pink Quinny Buzz Special Edition stroller, a mamaRoo baby swing, a pink Hoppop Bath tub, a pink Little Giraffe Luxe Blanket, a Timi and Leslie diaper bag and a 5 ft. custom-made giraffe by Melissa and Doug.

“Such a lovely day!!!thank u so much @EvaLongoria and @KenPaves for being such wonderful friends.Baby showers are so much fun!!!!!!!x vb,” Victoria tweeted.

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