It’s hard to believe that Uma Thurman can’t put people in theater seats anymore. Her movie “Motherhood” flopped when it open in the U.S. but it really Bomb-diggity-bombed when it opened in the U.K. this weekend. I’m not exaggerating. It made only $130!!!!

The film made just £88 on the weekend of Friday 5 March. On its debut Sunday, box office takings were £9, meaning one person bought a ticket.

The disaster has now degenerated into a bitter confrontation between Metrodrome, responsible for marketing the film in the UK, and producer Jana Edelbaum, who blames the company for Motherhood’s atrocious performance.

The film, thought to have cost $5m to make, earned just over £ 40,000 when it opened in the US last October, but Edelbaum had no idea quite how badly it had performed in the UK until contacted this week by the Guardian. “You’re kidding?” she said. “We must have broken a new record for grosses.”

Britney Spears Nip Slip – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

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Tom Cruise Buys Katie Holmes Private Plane – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Jamie Lee Curtis Blames The Mamas – Celebrity Smack

Victoria Beckham Reality Show Still A Go! – City Rag 

Sarah Silverman Is Too Cute – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Naomi Watts Just About Ready To Pop – Into Gossip

Mariska Hargitay And Her Adorable Son – Girls Talkin Smack 

Kelly Ripa Bony In Bikini – Ninja Dude

Owen Wilson Bikes To Strip Clubs – Derek Hail

Uma Thurman In Ugliest Bikini Ever – The Blemish 

David Chase Explains Weak Soprano’s Ending – Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Costs Tax Payers More Than Average Inmate – Gabby Babble

First Bad Picture Of Christina Aguilera I’ve Ever Seen – The Skinny Website 

Creepy New Jim Carey Movie ‘The Number 23″ – Celebrity Smack

Disturbing Video of Pete Doherty Shooting Up – Drunken Stepfather 

Kim Smith Is One Hot Chick – Horny Oyster

Not The Best Picture of Eva Mendes – The Feeding Tube

Uma Thurmam Quit Acting and Become A Stay At Home Mom? – Glitterati 

Mischa Barton Spring 2007 Keds Campaign – Into Gossip

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Eminem Calls BS On Mariah Carey – Celebrity Smack

Mariah Carey As A Mermaid – Drunken Stepfather

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Uma Thurman Slims Down – The Skinny Website 

Classic Sesame Street Video a Must See – Horny Oyster

Jenny McCarthy Has NO Imagination – The Feeding Tube

John Stewart & Steven Colbert in Rolling Stone – Hollywood Gossip Whores 

Sex and the City Movie Back On? – Glitterati 

Cindy Margolis in Playboy – The Evil Beet