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As we reported earlier today, the rumor that Travis Barker had been murdered were completely false. His on again/off again wife Shanna Moakler posted a bulletin on her MySpace, saying:

“I’m not quite sure who would start such a sick rumor, even if it was done as a joke. I am happily laying next to my husband who is alie and well and it brings me great pleasure to stop a rumor as horrific as that. It is indeed FALSE.”

We wouldn’t say it was a horrific rumor. Childish internet hoax, yes. Horrific? No.  These two should be thanking the bored kid that started the rumor for (sort of) keeping them relevant.

The hottest Google search term today has been “Travis Barker dead”. The rumor about the Blink 182 and +44 drummer started with a MySpace bulletin.

Turn speakers up!…Last night on November 13th famous drummer Travis Barker was found dead in his garage. “He was found in his garage coming home from a dinner/award ceremony.” said reporter Tom Burry.
Investigators are not sure of how Former +44 drummer yet died or they are not telling the public the full truth yet.
Travis’s wifes exact words “everyone in the world has someone special who has died in there life. Maybe it hasn’t happen yet but please pray for Travis and my family. I would appreciate it and whoever did this to Travis is a sick! man.”
So if you have a heart please repost this and take a minute and pray for this great drummer known as Travis barker.
And if you don’t repost this no one will kill you and no one will hurt you and no you won’t have bad luck for seven years. You not posting this just shows you have no heart.*So please just repost as “in loving memory of Travis Barker.

Don’t start freaking out yet kids. This smells beyond made up to us. And we have great noses! I wouldn’t count some teenager MySpace page as a credible source. But the crazy made up story that’s burning up the internet is the most interesting thing going on today.

On again/off again so often we can’t up anymore; Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler were on for the moment at the VMS’s. We don’t know why are a routing for this couple, but we sure hope these crazy kids get it together and live happily ever after.

Are they or aren’t they? We used to love Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler but their constant breaking-up and reuniting is getting as old as that ‘Esse-Fab’ look that Travis has been rocking for years. In fact, these latest group of pictures showing the seemingly happy couple out partying at Opera night club in Hollywood makes us serioulsy think they use their relationship break-up’s to try to get more press. I know it’s sounds awful and petty kids, but believe us, celebs do much worse to get thier careers back. In L.A. the sanctity and commitment of marriage is as disposable as a plastic water bottle.

It’s true, sadly Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have split yet again. These crazy kids just can’t seem to get it together.

Shanna recently attended the HER Energy Drink Luau, a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation at L.A.’s Playboy Mansion, and told People magazine that she was devastated that her relationship with Barker is over (again).

“We separated, and for me it’s very disappointing, I consider him the love of my life. I think the demise of a marriage is like a death, and there is a mourning that goes with it. It’s devastating.”

This doesn’t bode well for the rest of us. If these two can’t make it, is there hope for any of us?

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split again, after reconciling after their nasty split last summer. Although there have been no ugly MySpace ramblings from either one of them yet, Travis has been telling anyone who will listen that he is getting custody of his kids. You know the kids that are going to need serious therapy in about 15 years when they find out how their parents acted a fool all over town and cyberspace.

Travis Barker and his wife Shanna Moakler are back together and happy. Or as happy as you can be after your husband kisses Paris Hilton.  Trav, ever the good daddy, takes little daughter Alabama with him to grab some go juice at Coffee Bean & Tea in LA last week. Travis probably has to mainline caffeine to take care of all their kids while Shanna sleeps late.  (See kids, I’m an equal opportunity mudslinger.)