See kids…this is how Karma works. You mock gay people through your obnoxious 20’s then you get labeled as a closeted gay man for the rest of your career.  Next thing you know, you have to have a fake marriage with an obviously brainwashed young girl just to get through the next few years before you take over the alien church.

Bronson Pinchot (better known as Balki from Perfect Strangers) recently spilled the beans on just how big a jackass a young Tom Cruise was while filming Risky Business.

Bronson said, “We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, ‘You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?’ I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, ‘It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.’ Very, very strange. Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think ‘God, that’s really fitting, because he tormented a lot of people as a 20-year-old.’ He made such a big deal about it. Same thing with Eddie Murphy—I remember somebody calling and saying, ‘You’ll never guess who was just caught with a transvestite!’ [Laughs.] And I remember thinking that seemed fitting, because there are certain people in showbiz who make it an agenda, every third sentence has to have something knocking that life choice, and you think, ‘What are you doing?‘”

I particularly love the line about gays and ice cream. Although I can follow the logic that ice cream is a good replacement for sex.

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I’m really just so over Tom Cruise and hoping Katie Holmes gets up big enough balls to tell him to shove his tetans up his ass..but I’m also really burnt out on the Twilight couples this week….so I thought I’d share this story with you kids.

Accordingly to numerous media outlets Tom and Katie are NOT happy and the stress of the prearranged marriage is really getting to Katie. Things are blowing up left and right around them. Apparently there was some blow-out in Australia last week and Tom in all his 5′5″ glory stormed away in a hissy fit.

The story is that they have been fighting constantly since then. Most of their fights are about Suri, and Katie’s work schedule:

Trouble in paradise for Tom and Katie! Tom Cruise went to visit Katie Holmes while she was filming in Australia. First they argued because he stopped to greet fans on his way to see her; she flipped out and he stormed off the set. The next fight was at their hotel, where Tom was watching Suri and she wanted to watch cartoons instead of going for a walk with him. He thinks Katie is spoiling Suri because she works long hours and by the time she comes home, she’s tired and just lets Suri do whatever she wants.

Dr. Gilda Carle, who does not treat Tom or Katie, says: Suri is learning that relationships between men and women involve squabbling, and that Katie was “lost in lust” during the courtship, but now they’re both surprised/disappointed by one another’s behavior. And! Tom and Katie need therapy.

Therapy? How about some serious de-programming?

While The Travolta family is home grieving the loss of their teenage son Jett, their friend and fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise is trying to explain how horrible this is for his friends on The View. On the episode that will air Friday, Tom tells Barbara Walters and the girls how truly crushed John and Kelly are.

“It’s just horrific. Here you have a man, both of them doting parents, they’re wonderful people and …”

“I remember Jett when he was born,” Cruise later says. “I saw him when he was just a few months old and John just adored him, and both of his children, and Kelly. I just don’t have the words for it,” Cruise adds of Jett’s death.