I hav e never watched Desperate Housewives and I have no idea why it’s a big deal that Mike is just still a plumber..but apparently its so awful that it’s caused Teri Hatcher’s character to get really heavy.

Teri Hatcher looked like she’d gained more than a few pounds over the holidays on Sunday night’s episode of ‘Desperate Housewives.’ Lucky for Teri, that’s just because she was wearing a fat suit for a hypothetical flash forward sequence set 20 years in the future.

In the scene Susan Meyer has stayed with her ex-husband, Karl, and she comfort eats her way through revelations of his infidelity. Here she shares a scene with Mike, who is still just her plumber.

Teri Hatcher’s alleged molester Richard Hayes Stone died in prison Tuesday of colon cancer. Karma rocks!

Teri helped put the scumbag away after she found out about the suicide of California teenager Sarah Van Cleemput. The girl shot herself in the head and left behind a note that said, “You’re probably thinking a normal teenager doesn’t do this; well, ask Dick!”

After Teri found out that “Dick” was her dick, she contacted authorities and let them know that she was abused by him as child as well.  The dick ended up pleading guilty.

Boys and girls I hope you all know that abuse of any kind is NEVER OK. If you or someone you know is being abused and need help CLICK HERE.

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There is absolutely nothing desperate or housewifey about Teri Hatcher in these new ads for Badgley Mischka.  We love it when fashion houses/advertisers decide to show that over 40 is still very sexy.

Janice Dickinson Has The Hots For Simon Cowell – Gabby Babble 

Remember Those Topless Britney Spears Picture?? Theres More! – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Linsday Lohan Loves Swag Because She Is Cheap – The Blemish

Avril Lavigne Is Not Hot At Maxim Hot 100 Party  – Derek Hail 

Teri Hatcher Upskirt..Not As Sexy As You Think – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best Have Turned Each Other Orange – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Simpsons Lopsided Boobs – Into Gossip 

Maria Bello Takes Rachel Weisz Role In The Mummy 3 – Glitterati

Jessica Alba Movie Stills From Good Luck Chuck – The Feeding Tube 

Kim Kardashian Isn’t As Nasty As I Previously Thought..My Bad – Drunken Stepfather 

Hold on to your seats kids. People Magazine has pubished is Best and Worst Dressed List for 2006. Jennifer Aniston tops this years Best Dressed List. The magazine has dubbed Jennifer”The Natural” for her easy going, every woman style. Number two on the list was “The Classic”, Halle Barry. The third place prize went to “The Newcomer”, Jessica Alba.

And of course, where there are winners, there are losers. Paris Hilton, Terri Hatcher and Sharon Stone were the big fashion losers of the year. They didn’t get cute little names, probably because they would be too harsh for print.

People didn’t leave the fella’s out, they got cute names too. Justin Timberlake was named “Trendiest”, and English soccer star David Beckham looked best in “jeans and jacket”. Last but not least, comes George Clooney and his cute name, “best monochromatic” look.

Rounding out the 2006 Best and Worst is Jordan Marsh. Not very well known in the US, Jordan is the UK’s equivalent to Pam Anderson, but on steroids. She received the title, “world’s worst”.

Source: Yahoo News