“It’s very fashionable to be in rehab. This whole thing is a total indulgence. Britney and Robbie need to get a grip. We’ve allowed these people to feel sorry for themselves. I don’t know what’s going on in Britney’s head but my attitude is I couldn’t care less. She should go back and live with her mum for six months.”

Simon goes on to say that this spoiled stars should go visit other impoverished parts of the world for a fresh persecptive. 30 days in Darfur would certainly make Britney Spears appreciate her troubles here.

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