Kelly Brook And A Gun – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Project Runway Season Three Premiere Recap – Girls Talkin Smack

Nicole Scherzinger Still Thinks Showing Her Bra Is Cute – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Lance Armstrong Daughter Takes Ashley Olsen To School For Show-And-Tell – Ninja Dude

And Sheryl Crow Disapproves Of Lance Armstrong Dating Ashley Olsen – The Blemish

Jessica Simpson Wants A Real Man – Bumpshack

Geri Halliwell Is Pissed At Her Girlfriend George Michael – Gabby Babble

Britney Spears Hits Another Photographer – Derek Hail 

Hayden Panettierre In Vanity Fair – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Still Photos Of Those Chicks From L.A. Ink – Celebrity Smack 

Remember Bill S. Preston From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? – Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Heidi Klum Nude In Max Magazine – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Elizabeth and Andrew Shue Got Old – Celebrity Smack

Howard Stern Admits He Has Nearly Committed Suicide Twice In His Life – City Rag

Sharon Stone Yellow Bikini Pics – The Feeding Tube

George Clooney’s Kisses Are Hella-Expensive – Bumpshack 

Sheryl Crow Shows Off New Baby Wyatt in OK Magazine – Gabby Babble

Jessica Simpson Is Blonder and Boobier – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Heidi Montag Bikini Candids – Into Gossip 

Mary-Kate Olsen To Costar on Weeds – Ninja Dude

Heidi Klum Named Her Boobs Hans and Frans – Derek Hail

Ryan Phillippe Goes Slumming With Britney Spears In Club Bathroom – The Blemish

New Pictures of Britney Spears and Sean Preston – Girls Talkin Smack 

“I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy … he was born 2 weeks ago. His name is Wyatt (after my dad) Steven (after my little brother and Scooter) and we are enjoying some very private family time.”

Wow, a celebrity that didn’t make a deal about adopting a baby.

Just weeks after breaking off her engagement cancer survivor, Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow undergoes a minimally invasive surgery for breast cancer last Wednesday. Crow will also receive radiation treatments as a precaution, but her doctors are optimistic. It’s all about catching it early ladies.

I know there is a joke in here somewhere about Lance Armstrong testicular cancer and Sheryl Crow’s breast cancer, but I don’t think I’m mean enough to make it. I have this weird fear of making fun of terminal diseases and getting one myself. So, feel free to insert your breast/penis cancer joke here at your own risk!

Source: CNN