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Shanna Moakler Tweet About Katie Holms On SYTYCD

Sparkle-C — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:00:06 +0000

Shanna Moakler (not a dancer or performer herself) twittered about Katie Holmes less than spectacular performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night.

While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

Gerard Butler Hooks Up With Shanna Moakler

Sparkle-C — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:10:41 +0000

While the father of her children is laying in the hospital covered in horrible skin burns, Shanna Moakler is out trying desperately to ‘trade-up’ to 300 star Gerard Butler.

Shanna was happy to be all up on Gerard at Shin Monday night, nearly sitting in his lap and kissing on him all night. Gerard, on the other hand, has the look of a horny man questioning his decision to go slumming with a F-list model/actress.

I’m quite sure this will be the only time we see these together.

Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian Fight Over Travis Barker

Sparkle-C — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:50:22 +0000

Oh my God. This entire story is revolves around two the dumbest and most uninteresting women in Hollywood, I can’t even believe I’m going to post about it. *sigh*

To summarize this high school drama; Shanna Moakler is convinced that Kim Kardashian slept with Travis Barker last year when she modeled for his clothing line Famous Stars and Straps. Shanna is running her mouth to any tabloid that will listen about how Kim is a home-wrecker and getting in the way of the repair of her already mangled up marriage. The two girls ran into each other at a BBQ in Malibu last weekend and Shanna got all ballsy and threw a drink at Kim. A few days later Kim was photographed out and about wearing a Famous tshirt…..classy.

Anywho….if you care check out TMZ they have lots more details on this cat fight.

Shanna Moakler Maxim Magazine Pictures

Sparkle-C — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:56:03 +0000

Shanna Moakler takes time out of her hectic schedule of leaving and returning to husband Travis Barker; and judging the CW beauty pageant reality show Crowned to pose for a Maxim magazine photo shoot.

Still a bit porn star/Playboy bunny-ish, don’t you think?

Must See TV: “Crowned: The Mother Of All Pageants”

Sparkle-C — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:36:12 +0000

You kids are gonna love this one! Who doesn’t like to watch pretty girls backstabbing and catfighting? It’s sort of a cross between the pretty girl drama on America’s Next Top Model and the all out crazy biatches (for lack of a better word) on The Flavor of Love. The CW’s new show “Crowned: The Mother of all Pageants” explores the most volatile relationships known to man as mothers and daughters compete together in a no-holds-barred beauty pageant.

The judges/referee’s for the eight-episdode competition are fabulous too. Carson Kressley from Queer Eye and former Miss U.S.A. Shanna Moakler (a/k/a Mrs. Travis Barker) and Cynthia Garrett try to stay out of the way of these determined mother/daughter teams as they fight it out for tiara’s and $100,000 cash. Crowned airs on the CW Wednesday, December 12 at 9pm.

If you’ve never seen the crazy that is a beauty pageant you have got to watch this show.

Is Shanna Moakler Pregnant?

Sparkle-C — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:02:12 +0000

We really aren’t trying to start a rumor, we are seriously asking if any of your know if Shanna Moakler is pregnant with her fourth child? Could that be the reason that she and Travis Barker continue to try to fix their rocky relationship?

We found these pictures of Shanna out shopping this week and looking slouchy and schlubby and out of shape then…

when we were just about to make a mean-spirited post about the possibility of Shanna getting back to the gym…we saw this picture of Shanna at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party with a sassy new ‘do and what looks like a floral baby bump. What do you kids think?

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler At VMA’s

Sparkle-C — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:44:45 +0000

On again/off again so often we can’t up anymore; Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler were on for the moment at the VMS’s. We don’t know why are a routing for this couple, but we sure hope these crazy kids get it together and live happily ever after.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler at Opera Night Club

Sparkle-C — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:36:32 +0000

Are they or aren’t they? We used to love Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler but their constant breaking-up and reuniting is getting as old as that ‘Esse-Fab’ look that Travis has been rocking for years. In fact, these latest group of pictures showing the seemingly happy couple out partying at Opera night club in Hollywood makes us serioulsy think they use their relationship break-up’s to try to get more press. I know it’s sounds awful and petty kids, but believe us, celebs do much worse to get thier careers back. In L.A. the sanctity and commitment of marriage is as disposable as a plastic water bottle.

Shanna Moakler Devestated Over Latest Split With Travis Barker

Sparkle-C — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:24:22 +0000

It’s true, sadly Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have split yet again. These crazy kids just can’t seem to get it together.

Shanna recently attended the HER Energy Drink Luau, a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation at L.A.’s Playboy Mansion, and told People magazine that she was devastated that her relationship with Barker is over (again).

“We separated, and for me it’s very disappointing, I consider him the love of my life. I think the demise of a marriage is like a death, and there is a mourning that goes with it. It’s devastating.”

This doesn’t bode well for the rest of us. If these two can’t make it, is there hope for any of us?

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Split…Again

Sparkle-C — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:46:32 +0000

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split again, after reconciling after their nasty split last summer. Although there have been no ugly MySpace ramblings from either one of them yet, Travis has been telling anyone who will listen that he is getting custody of his kids. You know the kids that are going to need serious therapy in about 15 years when they find out how their parents acted a fool all over town and cyberspace.

Shanna Moakler Gets Fat And Happy

Sparkle-C — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:05:22 +0000

Now that Shanna Moakler is reunited with love of her life and father of most of her kids, Travis Barker, she is getting fat and happy. Shanna was seen smoking and chatting on her cell phone at Chateau Marmont Monday and looking pudgy. Maybe she is pregnant again, she is a very fertile woman.

Maybe Shanna should spend more time at the gym and less bashing Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton on her MySpace page.

Shanna Moakler Trashes Lindsay Lohan On MySpace

Sparkle-C — Wed, 30 May 2007 00:46:41 +0000

I hesitate to say that Shanna Moakler is just a tiny bit jealous and bitter, but she continues to trash young Hollywood. Mostly her anger has been vented on fellow non-talent Paris Hilton, but this week Lindsay Lohan makes a special appearance on Shanna’s MySpace page. Shanna goes off on Lindsay calling her part of the ‘penis posse’ and declaring that they will go ‘down one by one’ by entering ‘jail or rehab’.

It was a good try, but her heart is just not in slamming anyone other than the skank that had her tongue down her husbands (Travis Barker) throat. Before signing off for the day, Shanna can’t resist a final jab at Paris by saying,

“Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and f**ks a 22 year old and knocks her up.”

Silly Shanna, Paris will never get married. No mother in any rich Greek family is gonna let her son attach that albatrose to their family.

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Shanna Moakler Posts Paris Hilton’s Phone Number On MySpace

Sparkle-C — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:51:04 +0000

And the catfight continues. You would think a grown woman with three kids would not do such childish things, but in the bazarro world that is LA these things happen. In a mean spirited attempt to get some revenge on her sworn enemy, Shanna Moakler posted Paris Hilton’s phone number and email address on her MySpace page and threw in Lindsay Lohan’s info for good measure. Clearly Shanna is still not over Paris very publicly making out with her husband Travis Barker last summer. The infamous blog post titled “Put This Is In Your Pipe and Smoke It” has since been deleted but read below to see the original info, sans the actual phone numbers and email addresses of course.

“I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked…and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them…I’d like to share my ‘hacked’ info as well. I’ve tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they won’t go away.”

The fungus she speaks of is of course, Paris Hilton and little Lindsay.

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Monday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:17:43 +0000

Britney Spears: Brunette and Blue – Celebrity Smack

Fantasia Barrino’s Hacked Cell Phone Self Portraits – Drunken Stepfather

Gwen Stefani or Beetlejuice? – The Skinny Website

Jennifer Lopez Looks A Bit Too Sexy In These New Pepsi Ads – The Feeding Tube

Suri Cruise Crashed Brooke Sheild’s Baby’s Birthday Party – Glitterati

Hillary Duff And An Elephant??? – Into Gossip

Shanna Moakler Publishes Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Blackberry Info On Myspace – Girls Talkin Smack

Chevy Chase Claims He Was Tortured As A Child – Ninja Dude

James Blunt Has Paris Hilton Cooties – The Blemish

Apprentice Star Kristine Lefebvre Gets Naked For Playboy – Bumpshack

Heath Ledger To Play Joker In Next Batman Movie – Derek Hail

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Celebrate Her Birthday

Sparkle-C — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:58:40 +0000

I guess they don’t hate each other anymore. Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler split last year (and Travis ragged her on his MySpace page) but here they are kissing and acting a couple as they celebrate Shanna’s 32nd birthday. I find two things very disturbing about these photos. The first one is that Shanna is kissing all over Trav after he swapped spit with that nasty Paris Hilton. The second is that Shanna looks disturbingly like Anna Nicole Smith now. On a positive note, it’s a good thing that Shanna let go of the 80’s hooker hair she used to rock. This new sleek banged look makes her look much younger and less like a tranny.