Shanna Moakler (not a dancer or performer herself) twittered about Katie Holmes less than spectacular performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night.

While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

While the father of her children is laying in the hospital covered in horrible skin burns, Shanna Moakler is out trying desperately to ‘trade-up’ to 300 star Gerard Butler.

Shanna was happy to be all up on Gerard at Shin Monday night, nearly sitting in his lap and kissing on him all night. Gerard, on the other hand, has the look of a horny man questioning his decision to go slumming with a F-list model/actress.

I’m quite sure this will be the only time we see these together.

Oh my God. This entire story is revolves around two the dumbest and most uninteresting women in Hollywood, I can’t even believe I’m going to post about it. *sigh*

To summarize this high school drama; Shanna Moakler is convinced that Kim Kardashian slept with Travis Barker last year when she modeled for his clothing line Famous Stars and Straps. Shanna is running her mouth to any tabloid that will listen about how Kim is a home-wrecker and getting in the way of the repair of her already mangled up marriage. The two girls ran into each other at a BBQ in Malibu last weekend and Shanna got all ballsy and threw a drink at Kim. A few days later Kim was photographed out and about wearing a Famous tshirt…..classy.

Anywho….if you care check out TMZ they have lots more details on this cat fight.

Shanna Moakler takes time out of her hectic schedule of leaving and returning to husband Travis Barker; and judging the CW beauty pageant reality show Crowned to pose for a Maxim magazine photo shoot.

Still a bit porn star/Playboy bunny-ish, don’t you think?

You kids are gonna love this one! Who doesn’t like to watch pretty girls backstabbing and catfighting? It’s sort of a cross between the pretty girl drama on America’s Next Top Model and the all out crazy biatches (for lack of a better word) on The Flavor of Love. The CW’s new show “Crowned: The Mother of all Pageants” explores the most volatile relationships known to man as mothers and daughters compete together in a no-holds-barred beauty pageant.

The judges/referee’s for the eight-episdode competition are fabulous too. Carson Kressley from Queer Eye and former Miss U.S.A. Shanna Moakler (a/k/a Mrs. Travis Barker) and Cynthia Garrett try to stay out of the way of these determined mother/daughter teams as they fight it out for tiara’s and $100,000 cash. Crowned airs on the CW Wednesday, December 12 at 9pm.

If you’ve never seen the crazy that is a beauty pageant you have got to watch this show.

We really aren’t trying to start a rumor, we are seriously asking if any of your know if Shanna Moakler is pregnant with her fourth child? Could that be the reason that she and Travis Barker continue to try to fix their rocky relationship?

We found these pictures of Shanna out shopping this week and looking slouchy and schlubby and out of shape then…

when we were just about to make a mean-spirited post about the possibility of Shanna getting back to the gym…we saw this picture of Shanna at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party with a sassy new ‘do and what looks like a floral baby bump. What do you kids think?

On again/off again so often we can’t up anymore; Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler were on for the moment at the VMS’s. We don’t know why are a routing for this couple, but we sure hope these crazy kids get it together and live happily ever after.

Are they or aren’t they? We used to love Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler but their constant breaking-up and reuniting is getting as old as that ‘Esse-Fab’ look that Travis has been rocking for years. In fact, these latest group of pictures showing the seemingly happy couple out partying at Opera night club in Hollywood makes us serioulsy think they use their relationship break-up’s to try to get more press. I know it’s sounds awful and petty kids, but believe us, celebs do much worse to get thier careers back. In L.A. the sanctity and commitment of marriage is as disposable as a plastic water bottle.