Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson made their relationship public by acting like horny teenagers at last weeks White House Correspondents Association dinner.

Sean Penn caused a stir right off the bat when he wouldn’t follow everyone else in putting his hand over his heart as the room stood and sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Hilton International Ballroom. The surly star then spent dinner all over new flame Scarlett Johansson. “She plopped down in his lap, and they were kissing,” described a shocked witness. The two left the room for “an hour,” sources said, and Penn came back to the table with his tie askew.

Classy.

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Cat Fight!

When actor/activist Sean Penn accused wannabe Haitian president Wyclef Jean of not being present in Haiti..the musician struck back by accusing Penn of doing drugs.

During a concert over weekend, Jean sang his song ‘President,’ changing some lyrics to be about Penn, including, ‘I got a message for Sean Penn: Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine.’

Yikes! Add your own cheesy porn soundtrack here. We expect stupid fashion and hair trends from the young, impressionable Hollywood set, but these guys should know better.

Source: Us Weekly