“Balancing work with caring for her ten-month-old twins and seven-year-old son, it’s no surprise the strain is starting to show on Sarah Jessica Parker. Stepping out in New York last week, it appeared the actress was looking skinnier than ever amid reports she has lost a stone and dropped two dress sizes in recent months. The 45-year-old’s usually toned arms were replaced by sinewy arms and bulging veins as she walked her son James Wilkie to school. Despite her busy lifestyle, friends of the star are claiming she has become ‘obsessed’ with dieting and gym, leading her to drop even more pounds.”

This whole ‘Madonna arm’ thing worries me. Is it not possible to be fit and over 40 and have soft, feminine arms?

You may be surprised to see some of these dresses on my Worst Dress list but like I said…but I’ll try to explain.

Sara Jessica Parker’s dress is unique for sure, but come on…is SJP..she can do so much better.

Jennifer Lopez’s dress looked ok on television but it photographed terribly so she goes on the bad list.

James Cameron’s wife is waaay too old to be wearing that dress.

I”m sad to say I’m not a fan of Nicole Richie’s throwback 70′s look. It really aged her.

Tina Fey..I don’t think I have to explain why this dress was a don’t. She just never gets it right.

Charlize Theron is gorg but that dress looks like she has lettuce cups around each breast.

That cute red-head from True Blood is totally wearing an old lady dress.

Zoe Saldana’s purple explosion dress is just too much for me. That’s a migrane making dress.

Everyone is gonna have Sandra Bullock on their best dressed list..and she did look great on stage..but this dress is just almost invisible in photos.

Kristen Stewart…while I appreciate the effort on her part …that dress is wearing her. Same goes for Amanda Seyfried.

I had it under control, really. No Carrie Bradshow on HBO anymore to bring on the lemmings. I saw the first movie forever ago and let it aaaalll go.

But now she’s back. With more ‘make me die’ shoes and clothes and I’m afraid I’m going to need to go to check into the Cirque Lodge in Utah for some addiction maintenance.

World, meet Marion and Tabitha.

“Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz., and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds,” the statement continues. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.”

That’s cool…spinster-witch names are so chic.

Sources report that SJP has been house hunting after she finally realized you just really can’t be in a happy relationship with a gay man. That has to be it right? I can’t be the only person who thinks Matty is gay.

“The time has come when she realizes it just isn’t worth it,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage.”

Adds another insider: “Sarah’s not stupid. She knows exactly what’s going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They’re essentially living separate lives.”

Most people believe that Sara has only been holding on for the sake of thier kid, and friends say she somehow mananged to make things look normal through the holiday’s but now she is just over it.

But today Sara Jessica Parker has warned fans not to get their hopes up just yet – as the production has not yet been given the green light. She says, “I’m thrilled to know Kim is excited but all the deals are not yet done. We wanted to (do it) the first time, and now we’re hopefully doing it again for the second time.”

SJP must be holding out for more money before she committs to the movie. Geez…just do the movie. No one wants to hear about your salary wars again ladies.

These pictures of Sara Jessica Parker and Chris Noth in Vogue magazine are dripping with SitC goodness.