I love the statement Jesse James released about Sandra Bullocks decision to leave his sorry ass and take the new baby. His “decision to let” her leave was very generous.  Whatever dude. You are a major FAIL. The biggest FAIL of 2010.

You can read his full statement below this pic of the cheater leaving his now failing burger joint. Karma rocks.

“My whole life has been full of hard decisions.

“The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.

“Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life.

“I have always taken great pride in proving people wrong. That time has come once again to show that I am not what everyone says I am. I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But I believe that the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation for making this happen. The lifelong commitment I am making is what being a real husband and father is all about.

“I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together.”

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Hello? This is just too perfect. How the hell does a celebrity keep a baby adoption secret in this day and age? They don’t. But Sandra Bullock says she managed to do it.

Sandy dropped the bombshell news to People magazine this morning. I’ll keep my burgeoning theories that this could possibly be an attempt by her handlers to keep her from turning into the next Jennifer Aniston to myself.

Hey…it’s hard to do this day in and day out and not think everything celebrities do have an ulterior motive.

Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans. Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family – including James’s children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

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Jesse James has quietly checked out of Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center over the weekend. According to reports the cheater left the program the minute he found out that the moving vans were at his house to get Sandra Bullocks stuff.

So much for self-improvement.

“All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it,” a source said. “It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”

Earlier this week Jesse’s attorney Joe Yanny swore that Jesse was a broken man because of the scandal and was going to do anything he could to save his marriage. Anything but stay in rehab and get the help he needs. Look out strippers of the world..he’s on the loose!

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Every time I think I’m done reporting on this awful story something new and heinous pops up.

The trashy stripper that Jesse James was having an affair with is such a money grubbing fame whore that her first attempt at cashing in on this was blackmail.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Michelle asked Jesse to fund “a strip club/nightspot concept she dreamed up.”  When he refused to pay for her strip club dream, she literally went crazy-bitch on him and went to In Touch Weekly with her story. They paid her $30,000.

“Michelle has a very short fuse, and she totally lost it when Jesse rejected her,” said the source.

A woman scorned……should really not ruin the life of another woman. Just the man.

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Both Sandra Bullock and the cheater are shopping for divorce attorney’s this week. It looks like there is no way Sandy is even considering giving the cheater a second chance. You can blame that one on the sleazy tattoo stripper too.

If it had been a quiet affair and there had been a lot of remorse and maybe if it was handled privately she could have dealt with it. Lots of people do. But good grief, every time you turn your computer on that tattooed up tart has a new video or picture on Radar (way to go paying the sleezeball Radar) and the most recent is a video she made mocking Sandra. Say what you  will about her. She is definitely going to balls to the walls with this.

Anyway. The divorce is coming and while I’m sure Sandra wants the best representation available, I think even a first year law student could handle this cut a dry case.

As for how Sandra is handling all of this, The Huffington Post reports that she dined with family and friends and had a harder time keeping it together.

“Sandy broke down at one point but she came right back,” the source said. “She is talking about her next move. So sad and tragic. She is talking a lot about emails the kids are sending to her. Its really emotional here right now.”

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