I thought when I first read that she had landed a role on the new “90210″ that she was finally  getting somewhere…but then I read the summary of her new gig….one epi as the cute-punky-high-school-lesbian.

Hall says the 20-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore will guest-star in one episode as “a punky, cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind.” Willis’ character, named Gia, will work at the school paper.

Her episode airs Sept. 15, a week after the teen drama’s second-season premiere.

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“When Ashton came into our lives, he was just an extension of our family. He’s like a friend as well as a stepdad. We talk about everything – auditions, boyfriends, family. He understands more than my parents sometimes because he’s closer to my age.”

“Ash was a heart-throb to me. I had pictures of him on my wall at boarding school and I remember my mom saying that her new “friend” Ashton was going to come and hang out with us. And I said, “Whoa, wait -Ashton Kutcher?” and I kind of freaked out a little bit. I definitely  blushed. But I got over any strangeness because I’d never seen my mom happier. It was like watching two 16-year-olds who were going to the prom together and were totally in love.”

Although the article shows Rumor in a good light, I still find it hard to believe that any teenage girl would react that graciously in that situation. GO HERE if you wanna read a bit more about grown up little Rumor is these days.

Rumer showcased her new thin body and a new motivational tattoo at the Teen Vogue party this week. She had the phrase “Be Present” inked down her side and then she spent two weeks finding a dress cut right so everyone could see it. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that would make her a poser.

Rumor says they are all close and have a happy, normal family life behind closed doors. You know, I’ve never understood why Demi kept her kids holed-up in Idaho to shield them from the L.A. crazy….just until they were old enough to really get into trouble. I think I would’ve kept my kids in potato country until well into their 30’s. I have heard tell that living in Idaho to raise her kids was just a red herring. Some say the real reason Demi stayed away from Hollywood all those years was so she could re-build and go bionic with all that $250,000 worth of plastic surgery she had done to make her big comeback.

Rumer tells the upcoming edition of PageSix magazine, “We all have so much fun together. I’m so lucky. My dad and Ashton get along – it’s not weird. There’s no jealousy or drama. If we weren’t all entirely morally opposed to doing a reality show, I guarantee it would be the best-selling reality show ever.”

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It’s about freakin time the powers that be in these clubs started taking some responsibilty and sending these kids packing. Maybe if someone had sent Lindsay Lohan home a few years she wouldn’t be the hot mess she is today.

We are done with the soapbox now…anyone else wanna use it?

Rumer has been making the scene around Hollywood for a few years now and has had a few bit parts in her parents movies, but this milestone in Rumer’s progress stands as an official admission of ambition.  Past Miss GG’s have included Melanie Griffith in 1975 (daughter of Tippi Hedren); Laura Dern in 1982 (daughter of Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd); and Joely Fisher in 1992 (daughter of Connie Stevens and Eddie Fisher).

Rumer can next be seen in the comedy I Know What Boys Like about a Playboy bunny who gets kicked out of the Mansion and joins a sorority.

“We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ‘You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug.”

I know Rumer is 18 and legally a grown up, but I sure wouldn’t want to home and tell John McLain that I was getting high in a hotel room. She’s gonna get in soooo much troooouuuuble!