And Elvis Rolls Over In His Grave

First Lisa Marie marries that freak Michael Jackson and now Lisa Marie’s 17 year old model daughter, Riley Keough is running around New York City getting in cat fights over her big haired singer boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera (Ashlee Simpson’s ex).

While celebrating Cabrera’s 24^th birthday at the New York Club Plumm last week, another model at the party playfully grabbed the wool cap of Cabrera’s head and ran away with it. Elvis’s dainty, feminine granddaughter promptly goes running after the girl to reclaim her man’s hat.

I swear if Elvis were still alive, this crap wouldn’t be happening. Him and the Memphis Mafia would be TCB on her dumbass. Just like they did with ‘Cilla.

Source: Us Weekly