Let’s see how long it takes her to mess this one up.

Will Bradley Cooper dump Renee Zellweger when she has to gain 40 pounds for Bridget Jones 3?

Super skinny Renee Zellweger is about to start enjoying life again. Renee has signed on to revise her role as chunky Bridget Jones for a third installment of the insanely funny and very real Brit chick. Since Bridget Jones weighs about 30-40 pounds more than Renee does in real life….she is about to enjoy donuts, pizza, ice cream and chocolate cake a daily basis. Don’t be too envious though…can you imagine the hell she’s gonna go through to get that weight off ? In “Hollywood time” she’ll only have about two weeks before people start calling her fat.

Zellweger, 40, is expected to start filming at the end of this year what will be the third installment about the love-starved British publishing executive, Variety reports.  This time, the story will likely focus on 40-ish Bridget’s desire to have a baby before time runs out, as based on author Helen Fielding’s weekly newspaper columns for Britain’s The Independent, says the showbiz trade publication.

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Renee Zellweger Scary Skinny – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Who would’ve thunk it? Oscar winner Renee Zellweger and 90210 alum Luke Perry are the hook-up du jour. They were spotted at the Sunset Tower hotel’s Tower Bar restaurant and sources say they were definitely on a date. Sources say they also both looked ‘super skinny’. Only in LA would that be a dominant observasion. Regardless, I’m sure Renee would glad to know she is being described that way.

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