Reese Witherspoon took a break from practicing her softball skills in preparation for her role as a ball player in an upcoming movie with Paul Rudd and Owen Wilson to have some fun with Jake at Coachella.

Check out Reese in a teeny bikini sipping a cocktail….it’s funny to see her relax. She seems so proper and high strung to me.

For all of you who have spread the Jake Gyllenhaal gay rumor, this one is for you. I knew hunky-boy was straight! Us Weekly reports that Jake is moving in to play house with Reese Witherspoon. Jake quietly moved in to Reese’s L.A. mansion and is already a father figure to her two kids.

“Marriage is definitely what they are working toward,” a source close to the actress, 32, tells Us of the couple who’ve been together for a year.

Now I know there are you conspiracy nuts out there who will say this is just one gia-normous ‘beard rouse’. And to you I say….moving on! Leave my boy alone.

Ok, we give. After months of thinking this hook-up is bogus and/or boring and/or uninteresting we begrudingly admit that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have grown on us. They make a such a cute couple we just want to smack them both.

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Take this news for what it’s worth, but The National Enquirer reports that Reese Witherspoon has turned down a marriage proposal from Jake Gyllenhaal. NE claims that Jake popped the big question while the couple were on vaca in Italy, but that Reese turned him down flat.

“Reese says it is just too soon after her divorce from Ryan to think about marrying again. She is madly in love with Jake, but her divorce just became final, and she doesn’t want to rush into anything.Reese wants to take things very slowly because of her two young children. She doesn’t want anything to upset or disrupt them. It took her a while to introduce them to Jake – she didn’t want them to know they were a couple until they were definitely serious about each other.They are madly in love. They really are the perfect couple.”

It’s hard to buy this one. Reese and Jake could possibly be the most level-headed (and fiercely private) celebrities in the game and this story just reeks of “we need some news fast” and our well-trained Spidey-Gossip-Sense calls BS.

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