Before Pink married Carey Hart most everyone thought was gay anyway…so I’m not sure why this news is such a big deal. The British tab News of the World has just outed Pink as bi-sexual. This timing of this news is confusing to me since Pink and Carey supposedly reunited just last week.

“I would also be just as happy with a new women. I’m not complicated, I sing about love in all its shapes, forms and colors.”

Pink also supposedly told the magazine that she’s “not embarrassed about being bisexual, and that “love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel.” She says that while it’s probably “unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it.”

Do we even say ‘looking buff’ anymore? Whatever euphemism we use for ‘rock hard smoking body’ insert it here. Divorce agrees with Pink..she looks so fit that I just can’t stand it.

It burns my eyeballs.

And those razor sharp hip bones protruding out scare me.

Carey Hart is finally out of the dog house and moving back into the big house. Pink has decided that he has suffered enough for cheating on her and now she is letting her triflin-cheatin’ ex-move back into her Malibu home.

“Pink is head over heels for Carey and wants to try it again, but she is proceeding cautiously. They just took a break on the marriage because they couldn’t make it work never seeing each other. She never gave up hope that it would work. “

Hopefully Carey will approach his relationship a little more humbly this time and stop trying to “out-famous” his wife.

Finally someone stands up against the evil that is John Mayer. Leave it to mouth-tattoo-loving-motorcycle-riding Pink to tell Mayer the Player what time it is. Pink let loose on guitar boy at a recent party after he told her he only slept with stupid women.

I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

It’s good to know there is at least one woman smart enough in the state of California to NOT jump in this guys bed.

Add this tidbit of information to your ‘most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard’ file. Star magazine says that Pink is still so distraught about her marriage ending in divorce that she is ready to become a Scientologo-bot to get past this dark time in her life.

A source tells Star magazine, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Good luck with that girl. But don’t surprised if you wake up in 21 days wearing a fake pregnancy belly and married to crazy forty year old actor.

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Pink has killer abs. No really, they will KILL you. Look at those abs!!!! OMG! That is what 4% body fat looks like kids. Women always look best rigth after a break-up.

Well…not right after. A month or so later when the puffiness from crying and break-outs from too much chocolate has gone away…then we get our groove back.  So here’s to homegirl dumping the loser and getting her groove back. They probably broke up because Carey Hart was jealous of those abs!

Pink has been photographed running on the beach about three times this week. She is doing the normal newly single gal thing; making sure she looks better than ever so when she runs into Carey Hart out with his hot new girlfriend she can flaunt her sexy body and make him rue the day he dumped her.

At least that’s what we’ve always done.

Pink is not studying on Carey Hart no mo’. She has moved on and spent the day frolicking (and we mean that literally) around the beach in Malibu in an uncharacteristically apple pie swimsuit.

If she was going for a rock-a-billy pin-up look she ruined it with that unfortunate hat. Don’t even get us started on the awful bow tattoos on the back of her legs.