Please, please please. Someone out there must have pictures of this they can leak.

Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp are both big fans of South Park. While they were filming the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Penny lost a bet with Johnny and had to wear a  Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo costume in front of the crew!

She explains to Britain’s Daily Mirror, “Johnny and I are both fans of South Park and the character Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo. It’s absurd but very funny. Johnny made this outfit for me and we had a bet which I lost. And I had to wear the Poo outfit on the set.

“He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light. But, of course, now that I’ve said it, I’m sure they will appear somewhere.”

Only if we are lucky, Penelope. Only if we are lucky.

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The Penelope Cruz pregnancy rumors have been surfacing every few months or so for the past year, but today it seems like the rumor just might finally be true. More than one big media outlet is reporting that everyone on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides knows that Penelope is knocked up and they are all trying to keep it under wraps.

The sources say that Pen is five months along and majorly showing. This will be the first baby for Penny and her hottie hubby Javier Bardem.

These pictures are so sweet and personal that I almost didn’t post them. But how often do we get to see the hottest couple on the planet in such a intimate moment? Never!

Penelope Cruz and her hottie boyfriend Jaiver Bardem are so private we rarely know what’s going on with them. Besides Johnny and Vanessa, these two are most favorite celebrity couple. If you are still kissing like this after several years together in the limelight you know you are doing something right.

Penelope Cruz, Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, and Gwyneth Paltrow are all featured on the cover of the May issue of French Vogue.

All wearing tshirts from the Gaps (Product) Red Collection. Half the proceeds from every sale of this Gap collection goes to fight HIV/AIDS in Africa.

Sure…they’ve photo shopped the hell out of all these ladies…but it’s for a good cause and Julianna Moore looks FIERCE!

Interesting cover choice for a magazine that is obsessed with stick thin, 18 year-old models.