Did you watch it? It’s ok..you can admit. I actually accidentally caught a few minutes myself. After my eyes stopped hurting I realized it’s not as bad as I thought.

Oh, it’s bad. But her voice didn’t send me into seizures like I thought it would. It’s staged, fake, stupid..and any other word you can think of to describe a peek into Paris Hilton’s vapid life. The worse part is her voice overs complaining about her nagging mother or how the press turn her going shopping into a big event.

The best part was when she called Brooke Mueller’s BFF a hungry tiger bitch. Funny.

I couldn’t bear to watch the entire show so I apparently missed the gratuitous nude bathtub scene, which seems odd since Paris and her mommy where just on Piers Morgan two nights ago crying about how her life was ruined by her nude sex tape. And then they hired a girl who works in porn to be Paris’s new assistant. Yeah..it’s not scripted at all.

If you love to watch celebrity trainwrecks, The World According to Paris is going to be for you.

In the trailer for Paris Hilton’s new show we see Brooke Mueller breaking down and admitting that she needs help. Right before she went BACK to rehab. Again.

I rarely post about Paris Hilton anymore. I just can’t. I really don’t even care if I never hear or see from her ever, ever again.

But….every once in a while she says or does something so ridiculous I have to share. Although I do suppose this could be some backward ass PR for her new Oxygen reality show The World According To Paris. If it is she should seriously fire someone.

Strauss said he was discussing several subjects with Hilton when she started talking about a guy she had been out with the previous evening. Pointing to an unnamed actor in “Saving Private Ryan,” Hilton was quoted as saying, “We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.” When Strauss asked Hilton, “How black does a guy have to be?” he quotes her response, “One percent is enough for me.”

As always, klassy with a capital K.

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Some guy crashed Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party and not only had free drinks and probably caught herpes just from breathing in the air around her, he stole one of her birthday cakes. Brilliant!

I brush shoulders with the guy who resembles the head of security… “Hey man,” I say to him with an air of I-know-what-I’m-doing. “The cake is in that room, right?” “Yes, sir,” he acknowledges with a slight bow toward the rear of the house. I take my cue and make a bullet for cake city… In one fluid motion, I sidestep a confused waiter, seize the prize, and about face to the door… I pass the security chief again on the way out… I nod purposefully… he nods in return… 40 seconds later I’m in the front seat of a Nissan Maxima with 70 lbs. of awesome in my lap. Success.

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This just proves what you can do with a little confidence and some good old fashion American ingenuity. And balls the size of watermelons. Way to go dude. Best celeb story of the day.

Tragic and shocking new pictures of Lindsay Lohan popped up over the weekend.

Taken back in 2007 the pictures show a whacked out Lindsay Lohan playing (hopefully just playing) with a drug syringe and then all up on Paris Hilton.

Crouching in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with appears to be a syringe of heroin. The shocking picture shows the trouble Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm – the method addicts use to raise a vein. Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm.

In other exclusive images, apparently taken at a sleazy Hollywood bash, she snuggles up to party pal Paris Hilton before sharing a passionate kiss with her fellow wildchild.

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