Paris Hilton Training To Be Best Female DJ

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She’s tried everything else…and I mean everything…and her career and relevancy is just NON.

Her music bombs, her merchandise bombs, her tv shows bomb…she can’t get a movie role no matter how many BJ’s she gives. So what’s Paris Hilton to do???

DJ of course!!!!! Paris says she’s going to be the ‘powerful female dj in the world’. OK.

Paris Hilton is training her ass off … working with some of the BIGGEST DJs on Earth … in a brand new quest to become the most POWERFUL female house music DJ of all time … TMZ has learned.

Sources close to P tell TMZ … Hilton has been traveling the world to shadow some super-famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.

We’re told Hilton has become pretty tight with HUGE names like Afrojack and Deadmau5 — and even plans to appear on stage with Deadmau5 in the near future.

One source extremely close to the heiress tells us, Hilton believes she can become the “Queen of house music” — because “no woman has ever taken over in that arena … and she wants to become that person.”

We’re told Hilton is pushing to release the album before the end of the year.

Lindsay Lohan Parties With Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton has finally realized that no one gives a bleep about her anymore unless she is out partying and flashing her va-jay-jay at everyone. Or better yet, she is out partying with the biggest train wreck of our time (barring Amy Winehouse) her old frenemy Lindsay Lohan.

Note that Paris wasn’t actually photographed with Lilo, just in case something funky happened. She delegated that chore to her squeaky clean sister Nicky. Nothing can really tarnish Nicky’s rep so she is safe hanging LL.

Lucky for her and sad for us, Britney Spears’ daddy is still controlling her life of she would have been all up in this shit. Can you even imagine the whirlwind Lindsay and Britney could create with just one pantiless night out????

Paris Hilton Hooks Up With “Hangover” Director

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That didn’t take long. Just a week after Paris Hilton broke up with Cy Waits (who?) she was out seen sticking her tongue down the throat of Hangover director Todd Phillips.

They were seen at Beacher’s Madhouse, the vaudeville show inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where they met up with Nicky Hilton and sat at a secluded table toward the back of the club. But the duo wasn’t hiding their affection: they shared kisses and kept their eyes locked on each other despite the setting.

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Aubrey O’Day Show Got More Viewers Than Paris Hilton’s New Show

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The people have spoken Paris Hilton. We are over you. We have had enough of you. We do not want to watch a lame set up reality show about your lame life. We’d rather watch the trash-fest that is Aubrey O’Day than your ridiculous show.

The World According To Paris was a “ratings bomb,” with just 409,000 viewers. Reality TV World explains that those are low ratings “even by the women’s cable network’s fairly modest standards,” and adds that by comparison Aubrey O’Day’s reality show got 704,000 views for its premiere episode.

Paris blames the network for the low ratings. Since her disastrous interview on The View she has pulled out of promoting the show. She cancelled all of her scheduled press appearances and her mother Kathy Hilton had to go on The Today alone yesterday to promote the show.

This week’s episode brings together Paris and Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller, whose ongoing substance abuse struggles will be addressed. The rep said this week’s episode with feature Brooke’s “cry for help.”

Her busy week of promotion also included a rough interview on ‘The View,‘ where Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg grilled the socialite on the frivolity of her show. She reportedly flipped out backstage and got into a shouting match with a producer. In short, it was a disaster and she canceled events because of it.

“Paris’ second season on that MTV show where she found a new friend was a disaster and she hasn’t been able to sell a magazine cover since the Kardashians arrived,” a TV insider tells me. “If the numbers remain less then the 400,000 that tuned in last week she could get pulled off the air.”

By comparison, the March debut of singer Aubrey O’Day’s show drew 724,000, and 1.7 million viewers tuned in for the premiere of the most recent installment of ‘The Bad Girls Club.’

“This could be the last nail in the coffin,” a senior marketing manager tells me. “She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares.”

It’s over Paris. Take a bow and move the freak on. Look up the word overexposure and cry yourself to sleep on your giant wonk-eye pillow.

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Paris Hilton Nude Bath Scene On ‘The World According to Paris’

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Did you watch it? It’s ok..you can admit. I actually accidentally caught a few minutes myself. After my eyes stopped hurting I realized it’s not as bad as I thought.

Oh, it’s bad. But her voice didn’t send me into seizures like I thought it would. It’s staged, fake, stupid..and any other word you can think of to describe a peek into Paris Hilton’s vapid life. The worse part is her voice overs complaining about her nagging mother or how the press turn her going shopping into a big event.

The best part was when she called Brooke Mueller’s BFF a hungry tiger bitch. Funny.

I couldn’t bear to watch the entire show so I apparently missed the gratuitous nude bathtub scene, which seems odd since Paris and her mommy where just on Piers Morgan two nights ago crying about how her life was ruined by her nude sex tape. And then they hired a girl who works in porn to be Paris’s new assistant. Yeah..it’s not scripted at all.

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