Paris Hilton is putting her special brand of American cheesiness on the fabulous emirate of Dubai. Like they need that.

So someone in charge over there decided to keep tabs on what the skanky one is up to while she’s in town wearing tacky bikini’s and riding their camels.

A source working with Paris told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We are not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery.”Paris’s security has been increased and hotel staff are investigating how the device came to be in her room.”

When you stop laughing I’ll explain.

Paris Hilton is in Dubai promoting her My New BFF show…and for some reason her people thought it prudent for her to pose on a camel while there.

I think this proves, hands down, that although she may not be very smart ..this girl can pose on anything.

This is the kind of gluttonous-over-the-top consumerism that is going to be the downfall of us all. I know that’s a bit dramatic…but I mean really…just the thought of having that much stuff to deal with gives me a headache.

The best part of the video is seeing all those giant-horse-sized shoes in one place.

MySpace Fashion Presents The FIT with Paris Hilton

Aren’t you just wishing that stingray would bust through that glass and put Paris Hilton out of her misery?

Enjoy these dorky pictures of Paris posing her skinny ass off in Dubai..she’s there promoting that quality BFF show she does.

Did Paris Hilton dump Doug Reinhardt just so she could hook up with the uber-tan footballer Cristiano Ronaldo?

The perma-tanned Portuguese winger has been celebrating news that he has been snapped up by Real Madrid for the eye-watering sum of £80 million by hitting the town in Los Angeles with the American party queen.

Ronaldo, 24, who is single, ‘hung out’ with the newly-single hotel heiress and her younger sister Nicky at the MyHouse nightclub in LA well into the early hours of Thursday morning. The trio then carried on partying back at Nicky’s plush home in West Hollywood.

Below : Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo arrive at her sister Nicky’s West Hollywood home seperately at 3am on Thursday morning

He managed to hold on a lot longer than we thought he would, but Doug Reinhardt just didn’t have the goods to keep Paris Hilton on the hook. It’s not his fault though…she gets super bored with boys and pets and neither ever make it past the 6 month mark.

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

Of course, Doug is crushed and begging Paris to take him back..because..well…now he has to go back to work.

Paris Hilton is denying a claim of a woman who says that she and Paris once stripped for high-rollers in Vegas for money. HollywoodInterrupted.com reports that Elizabeth Jawhary claims that, “[Hilton] flew down to Vegas. We partied pretty hard.”

According to Jawhary, some Hollywood  players would “pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch.”

Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. “Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked,” she claims.

She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”

A rep for Hilton tells us that claims that the heiress was involved in any such adventure are “totally untrue and a complete fabrication.”

As we all thought, the MTV Bruno/Eminem stunt has been confirmed as a set-up. But what we didn’t know is that grouchy Marshall was not MTV’s first choice for the Bruno-balling, it was Paris Hilton. She politely  declined but MTV says that Eminem was being a good sport about it until the prank went too far.

At Sunday’s MTV Movie awards in LA, viewers were shocked when Sacha Baron Cohen landed nearly butt-naked on rapper Eminem’s face. A shocked Eminem then cursed and stormed out of the theater. But an MTV insider has told Life & Style that producer Mark Burnett cleared the prank with the rapper beforehand. However, Eminem wasn’t aware of exactly how naked Sacha would be when he agreed to do it! A second insider also confirms that Eminem was actually Burnett’s second choice. The first? Heiress Paris Hilton, who, luckily for her, declined to participate (probably because she was on a date with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt!). “Paris is quite happy she turned down the offer,” the insider tells Life & Style.

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