When I’m not blogging about our favorite silly celebrities I rarely think of them. But I must admit I’ve wondered a few times what happened between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Two years ago Kim was virtually unknown outside L.A. Other than seeing her unprecedented huge butt in candid pictures out shopping with Paris..she was pretty much persona non grata. Friends of PHil say she is furious that the entire Kardashian clan is eclipsing her fame and taking food off her table.

“Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her-and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals,” a spy blabbed in Sunday’ Post.

“She used to command $100,000 dollars for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl-and they aren’t friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 dollars for Kourtney’s baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe’s wedding in record ratings for E! Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn’t appeal. The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She’s got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself.”

That was until I saw this brilliant-freakin-billboard and now my  ban is lifted and my faith in humanity has been restored. All is right in the universe.

Of course she’s gotta be a buzz kill by threatening legal action after an advertising agency had the nerve to use her image on their billboards selling advertising space with the word “VACANT” superimposed over her face. Well, she can’t sue for false advertising anyway.

We assume that the agency has taken care of the rights to the image of Paris, but we will ask the question,” McGregor said.

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Paris Hilton has brought the wrath of PETA down on her dumbass buy tweeting about purchasing a $4500 miniature pig.

“So excited for my new piglette to come home to me,” Paris tweeted. “I just picked out the cutest piggy from Patty at Royaldandie.com.”

Why is PETA coming down so hard on Paris? Lots of people have those silly little pet pigs that eat bacon in front of every morning.

But PETA is accusing Paris of setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they’re “as disposable as her friends and fiancés. The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she’s paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren’t either,” they added.

BlindGossip – This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge under her nose.

I think Paris shaking her ass at Prive and getting her freak-on with Doug Reinhardt qualifies. Sure, there is no pole ..but you can just see the skank eminating off her body.

Oh good.

Doug recently posted a ‘tweet’ on Twitter.com, stating, “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

Paris Hilton is such denial of herself that it would send any decent head-shrink running for cover. She pretends to be pretty-pretty-princess in front of the cameras …but she’s such an idiot that her behind-the-camera-life is always being put on display for public viewing as well. Think: lost cell phones, unpaid storage bills full of pictures of Paris in lots of compromising positions with lots of cocaine around, etc.

Real celebrities don’t usually buy into their own press, but Paris is so far up her own ass that she was actually utterly disgusted at an oral sex joke on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List guest spot earlier this week.

When Kath makes an oral sex joke, Paris looks disgusted and says, “I never do that. My mom always taught me only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.”

So someone in charge over there decided to keep tabs on what the skanky one is up to while she’s in town wearing tacky bikini’s and riding their camels.

A source working with Paris told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We are not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery.”Paris’s security has been increased and hotel staff are investigating how the device came to be in her room.”

Paris Hilton is in Dubai promoting her My New BFF show…and for some reason her people thought it prudent for her to pose on a camel while there.

I think this proves, hands down, that although she may not be very smart ..this girl can pose on anything.

The best part of the video is seeing all those giant-horse-sized shoes in one place.

MySpace Fashion Presents The FIT with Paris Hilton

Enjoy these dorky pictures of Paris posing her skinny ass off in Dubai..she’s there promoting that quality BFF show she does.

The perma-tanned Portuguese winger has been celebrating news that he has been snapped up by Real Madrid for the eye-watering sum of £80 million by hitting the town in Los Angeles with the American party queen.

Ronaldo, 24, who is single, ‘hung out’ with the newly-single hotel heiress and her younger sister Nicky at the MyHouse nightclub in LA well into the early hours of Thursday morning. The trio then carried on partying back at Nicky’s plush home in West Hollywood.

Below : Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo arrive at her sister Nicky’s West Hollywood home seperately at 3am on Thursday morning

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

Of course, Doug is crushed and begging Paris to take him back..because..well…now he has to go back to work.

According to Jawhary, some Hollywood  players would “pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch.”

Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. “Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked,” she claims.

She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”

A rep for Hilton tells us that claims that the heiress was involved in any such adventure are “totally untrue and a complete fabrication.”