But this is funny. So she is topless and all sex-pot in FHM this month but talking about how she loves British guys and that of course she’s met Princes William and Harry and that are ‘nice boys’. I’m sure they will be thrilled to read that she thinks so while they are looking at her ass.

She also goes on to talk about how much money she’s made from different things…it was too long for me too read because like I said..I care NOT for her. But you can read more about it here.

Her music bombs, her merchandise bombs, her tv shows bomb…she can’t get a movie role no matter how many BJ’s she gives. So what’s Paris Hilton to do???

DJ of course!!!!! Paris says she’s going to be the ‘powerful female dj in the world’. OK.

Paris Hilton is training her ass off … working with some of the BIGGEST DJs on Earth … in a brand new quest to become the most POWERFUL female house music DJ of all time … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Hilton is pushing to release the album before the end of the year.

Note that Paris wasn’t actually photographed with Lilo, just in case something funky happened. She delegated that chore to her squeaky clean sister Nicky. Nothing can really tarnish Nicky’s rep so she is safe hanging LL.

Lucky for her and sad for us, Britney Spears’ daddy is still controlling her life of she would have been all up in this shit. Can you even imagine the whirlwind Lindsay and Britney could create with just one pantiless night out????

They were seen at Beacher’s Madhouse, the vaudeville show inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where they met up with Nicky Hilton and sat at a secluded table toward the back of the club. But the duo wasn’t hiding their affection: they shared kisses and kept their eyes locked on each other despite the setting.

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The World According To Paris was a “ratings bomb,” with just 409,000 viewers. Reality TV World explains that those are low ratings “even by the women’s cable network’s fairly modest standards,” and adds that by comparison Aubrey O’Day’s reality show got 704,000 views for its premiere episode.

Paris blames the network for the low ratings. Since her disastrous interview on The View she has pulled out of promoting the show. She cancelled all of her scheduled press appearances and her mother Kathy Hilton had to go on The Today alone yesterday to promote the show.

This week’s episode brings together Paris and Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller, whose ongoing substance abuse struggles will be addressed. The rep said this week’s episode with feature Brooke’s “cry for help.”

“This could be the last nail in the coffin,” a senior marketing manager tells me. “She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares.”

It’s over Paris. Take a bow and move the freak on. Look up the word overexposure and cry yourself to sleep on your giant wonk-eye pillow.

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Oh, it’s bad. But her voice didn’t send me into seizures like I thought it would. It’s staged, fake, stupid..and any other word you can think of to describe a peek into Paris Hilton’s vapid life. The worse part is her voice overs complaining about her nagging mother or how the press turn her going shopping into a big event.

The best part was when she called Brooke Mueller’s BFF a hungry tiger bitch. Funny.

I couldn’t bear to watch the entire show so I apparently missed the gratuitous nude bathtub scene, which seems odd since Paris and her mommy where just on Piers Morgan two nights ago crying about how her life was ruined by her nude sex tape. And then they hired a girl who works in porn to be Paris’s new assistant. Yeah..it’s not scripted at all.

In the trailer for Paris Hilton’s new show we see Brooke Mueller breaking down and admitting that she needs help. Right before she went BACK to rehab. Again.

But….every once in a while she says or does something so ridiculous I have to share. Although I do suppose this could be some backward ass PR for her new Oxygen reality show The World According To Paris. If it is she should seriously fire someone.

Strauss said he was discussing several subjects with Hilton when she started talking about a guy she had been out with the previous evening. Pointing to an unnamed actor in “Saving Private Ryan,” Hilton was quoted as saying, “We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.” When Strauss asked Hilton, “How black does a guy have to be?” he quotes her response, “One percent is enough for me.”

As always, klassy with a capital K.

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I brush shoulders with the guy who resembles the head of security… “Hey man,” I say to him with an air of I-know-what-I’m-doing. “The cake is in that room, right?” “Yes, sir,” he acknowledges with a slight bow toward the rear of the house. I take my cue and make a bullet for cake city… In one fluid motion, I sidestep a confused waiter, seize the prize, and about face to the door… I pass the security chief again on the way out… I nod purposefully… he nods in return… 40 seconds later I’m in the front seat of a Nissan Maxima with 70 lbs. of awesome in my lap. Success.

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This just proves what you can do with a little confidence and some good old fashion American ingenuity. And balls the size of watermelons. Way to go dude. Best celeb story of the day.

Taken back in 2007 the pictures show a whacked out Lindsay Lohan playing (hopefully just playing) with a drug syringe and then all up on Paris Hilton.

Crouching in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with appears to be a syringe of heroin. The shocking picture shows the trouble Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm – the method addicts use to raise a vein. Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm.

In other exclusive images, apparently taken at a sleazy Hollywood bash, she snuggles up to party pal Paris Hilton before sharing a passionate kiss with her fellow wildchild.

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