I knew it!

When I’m not blogging about our favorite silly celebrities I rarely think of them. But I must admit I’ve wondered a few times what happened between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Two years ago Kim was virtually unknown outside L.A. Other than seeing her unprecedented huge butt in candid pictures out shopping with Paris..she was pretty much persona non grata. Friends of PHil say she is furious that the entire Kardashian clan is eclipsing her fame and taking food off her table.

“Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her-and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals,” a spy blabbed in Sunday’ Post.

“She used to command $100,000 dollars for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl-and they aren’t friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 dollars for Kourtney’s baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe’s wedding in record ratings for E! Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn’t appeal. The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She’s got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself.”

You may or may not have noticed I’ve sort of had a Paris Hilton ban going on here for quite some time. After several years of celebrity blogging..I just couldn’t take not one more single Paris Hilton stupid story, ugly dress, slutty outfit, new pet..etc. My heart just seriously couldn’t bear to put that negative energy into my work here.

That was until I saw this brilliant-freakin-billboard and now my  ban is lifted and my faith in humanity has been restored. All is right in the universe.

Of course she’s gotta be a buzz kill by threatening legal action after an advertising agency had the nerve to use her image on their billboards selling advertising space with the word “VACANT” superimposed over her face. Well, she can’t sue for false advertising anyway.

We assume that the agency has taken care of the rights to the image of Paris, but we will ask the question,” McGregor said.

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Say that title ten times fast.

Paris Hilton has brought the wrath of PETA down on her dumbass buy tweeting about purchasing a $4500 miniature pig.

“So excited for my new piglette to come home to me,” Paris tweeted. “I just picked out the cutest piggy from Patty at Royaldandie.com.”

Why is PETA coming down so hard on Paris? Lots of people have those silly little pet pigs that eat bacon in front of every morning.

But PETA is accusing Paris of setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they’re “as disposable as her friends and fiancés. The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she’s paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren’t either,” they added.

In general you never really know who a blind item is really written about…but with this one I’d say it’s less of a blind item and more of a 20/20 item.

BlindGossip – This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge under her nose.

I have a loose rule here these days that I do not post any Paris Hilton content unless it’s really, really, really trashy.

I think Paris shaking her ass at Prive and getting her freak-on with Doug Reinhardt qualifies. Sure, there is no pole ..but you can just see the skank eminating off her body.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are definitley back together.

Oh good.

Good news everyone…Us Weekly says Doug Reinhardt got lucky and Paris Hilton took him back. Or does that mean he is tragically  unlucky?

Doug recently posted a ‘tweet’ on Twitter.com, stating, “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

Paris Hilton is such denial of herself that it would send any decent head-shrink running for cover. She pretends to be pretty-pretty-princess in front of the cameras …but she’s such an idiot that her behind-the-camera-life is always being put on display for public viewing as well. Think: lost cell phones, unpaid storage bills full of pictures of Paris in lots of compromising positions with lots of cocaine around, etc.

Real celebrities don’t usually buy into their own press, but Paris is so far up her own ass that she was actually utterly disgusted at an oral sex joke on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List guest spot earlier this week.

When Kath makes an oral sex joke, Paris looks disgusted and says, “I never do that. My mom always taught me only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.”