Say that title ten times fast.

Paris Hilton has brought the wrath of PETA down on her dumbass buy tweeting about purchasing a $4500 miniature pig.

“So excited for my new piglette to come home to me,” Paris tweeted. “I just picked out the cutest piggy from Patty at Royaldandie.com.”

Why is PETA coming down so hard on Paris? Lots of people have those silly little pet pigs that eat bacon in front of every morning.

But PETA is accusing Paris of setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they’re “as disposable as her friends and fiancés. The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she’s paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren’t either,” they added.

In general you never really know who a blind item is really written about…but with this one I’d say it’s less of a blind item and more of a 20/20 item.

BlindGossip – This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge under her nose.

I have a loose rule here these days that I do not post any Paris Hilton content unless it’s really, really, really trashy.

I think Paris shaking her ass at Prive and getting her freak-on with Doug Reinhardt qualifies. Sure, there is no pole ..but you can just see the skank eminating off her body.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are definitley back together.

Oh good.

Good news everyone…Us Weekly says Doug Reinhardt got lucky and Paris Hilton took him back. Or does that mean he is tragically  unlucky?

Doug recently posted a ‘tweet’ on Twitter.com, stating, “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

Paris Hilton is such denial of herself that it would send any decent head-shrink running for cover. She pretends to be pretty-pretty-princess in front of the cameras …but she’s such an idiot that her behind-the-camera-life is always being put on display for public viewing as well. Think: lost cell phones, unpaid storage bills full of pictures of Paris in lots of compromising positions with lots of cocaine around, etc.

Real celebrities don’t usually buy into their own press, but Paris is so far up her own ass that she was actually utterly disgusted at an oral sex joke on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List guest spot earlier this week.

When Kath makes an oral sex joke, Paris looks disgusted and says, “I never do that. My mom always taught me only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.”

Paris Hilton is putting her special brand of American cheesiness on the fabulous emirate of Dubai. Like they need that.

So someone in charge over there decided to keep tabs on what the skanky one is up to while she’s in town wearing tacky bikini’s and riding their camels.

A source working with Paris told Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We are not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery.”Paris’s security has been increased and hotel staff are investigating how the device came to be in her room.”

When you stop laughing I’ll explain.

Paris Hilton is in Dubai promoting her My New BFF show…and for some reason her people thought it prudent for her to pose on a camel while there.

I think this proves, hands down, that although she may not be very smart ..this girl can pose on anything.