Coachella 2012: Paris Hilton and DJ Afrojack
Posted on: April 16, 2012
I really, really, really don’t like to post about Paris Hilton…but her sad attempt to be a hippie/hipster at this weekends Coachella Music Festival is just too funny to pass up.
The look at me I’m really hip Twitter pic:
You can read all about her antics here..but basically she gave us her granny dresses and horse shoes for some hipster threads this weekend. And was photographed all liplocked with DJ Afrojack…she’ll never date him of course. But it got her some much needed attention.
Don’t know how Afrojack is…watch this video:
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Paris Hilton Reveals Thong Tan Line
Posted on: April 2, 2012
I never post about Paris Hilton anymore. I don’t know why I am today. I guess I just find it funny that she is still doing things like yacht-bikini photo-ops and the accidental-on-purpose-peek-a-boo-pictures.
She’s still wearing the same bikini and headband…and she’s still got the hanger-on entourage too.
So if you are keeping track, no personal growth in the last two years that I have purposely not posted about her.
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Paris Hilton Topless In FHM Magazine
Posted on: January 4, 2012
It’s been a long time since I’ve forced myself to post something about Paris Hilton. I care not for her.
But this is funny. So she is topless and all sex-pot in FHM this month but talking about how she loves British guys and that of course she’s met Princes William and Harry and that are ‘nice boys’. I’m sure they will be thrilled to read that she thinks so while they are looking at her ass.
She also goes on to talk about how much money she’s made from different things…it was too long for me too read because like I said..I care NOT for her. But you can read more about it here.
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Paris Hilton Training To Be Best Female DJ
Posted on: September 8, 2011
She’s tried everything else…and I mean everything…and her career and relevancy is just NON.
Her music bombs, her merchandise bombs, her tv shows bomb…she can’t get a movie role no matter how many BJ’s she gives. So what’s Paris Hilton to do???
DJ of course!!!!! Paris says she’s going to be the ‘powerful female dj in the world’. OK.
Paris Hilton is training her ass off … working with some of the BIGGEST DJs on Earth … in a brand new quest to become the most POWERFUL female house music DJ of all time … TMZ has learned.
Sources close to P tell TMZ … Hilton has been traveling the world to shadow some super-famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.
We’re told Hilton has become pretty tight with HUGE names like Afrojack and Deadmau5 — and even plans to appear on stage with Deadmau5 in the near future.
One source extremely close to the heiress tells us, Hilton believes she can become the “Queen of house music” — because “no woman has ever taken over in that arena … and she wants to become that person.”
We’re told Hilton is pushing to release the album before the end of the year.
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Lindsay Lohan Parties With Paris Hilton
Posted on: August 1, 2011
Paris Hilton has finally realized that no one gives a bleep about her anymore unless she is out partying and flashing her va-jay-jay at everyone. Or better yet, she is out partying with the biggest train wreck of our time (barring Amy Winehouse) her old frenemy Lindsay Lohan.
Note that Paris wasn’t actually photographed with Lilo, just in case something funky happened. She delegated that chore to her squeaky clean sister Nicky. Nothing can really tarnish Nicky’s rep so she is safe hanging LL.
Lucky for her and sad for us, Britney Spears’ daddy is still controlling her life of she would have been all up in this shit. Can you even imagine the whirlwind Lindsay and Britney could create with just one pantiless night out????
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