A fun and hip photo shoot from Cameron Diaz by Terry Richardson for Harpers Bazaar. Cam talked about her figure, dating Alex Rodriguez and getting older in the August issue of HB.

Cameron Diaz On Her Body: “Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy. The more I work on my body at this age, the better it gets. . . I feel so much more attractive now. A thousand percent. I’m appreciating my skin and my wrinkles and all those things.”

On A-Rod Dating Rumors: “I grew up with the Dodgers, but now I’m a Yankees fan.”

On Getting Older: “The only way to stop it is if you die. But that’s not a great alternative.” Cameron draws her inspiration from Oscar-winning vet Helen Mirren, now 64. “That woman is drop-dead sexy. She’s not trying to turn back the hands of time, she is just taking care of herself. She’s a nudist!”

On Loving The Bad Boys: “I’ve always loved men and boys. I don’t get hung up on what boys do. I don’t have a nagging nature. I feel like I can be a woman but also relate to a man. . . Who doesn’t like the bad boy, until you grow up and realize bad boys are not the way to go? I’m done with that.”

PS..I now have a major lemming for this Marc Jacobs suit. Gorgeous!

Oksana Grigorieva is one savvy chick. She seems to have recorded every ugly and abusive thing that Mel Gibson ever said to her. Last week someone from her camp released that racist rant where Mel said, “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

And today a new recording proves that Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter, Lucia.

“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?” Oksana reportedly cries on tape.

Mel’s response: “You know what? You f**cking deserved it.”

Oksana has claimed he punched her in the face, giving her a concussion and knocking her teeth out during a January 6 confrontation. Mel’s camp maintained there was a fight but it did not get violent.

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Someone just told me that he thought Lindsay Lohan cleaned up nice for court yesterday. Obviously he hadn’t seen this picture yet.

I don’t know how anyone can question that this girl needs to check herself. She is not ok. A clear-headed 24 year-old would not go to court with F**k U written neatly for the judge and the world to see.

You can see the unedited picture after the jump.

And clearly she’s forgotten we write from left to right on our lined paper. What kind of cracked-out-too-much-Adderall-note-taking is this?

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Whenever I see pictures of Allegra Versace I always hope that she’s put on some weight and has made some progress in her recovery. But it never happens.

This time she looks even worse. The violet colored hands could be due to poor circulation often associated with anorexia. Allegra is 24 years old now, but she has the body of a 12 year old boy. It’s so sad. She could have had anything and been anything she wanted to be, but she was stunted by her family’s deep entrenchment in the fashion industry.

I suppose this is what happens to you when you grow up the daughter of  Donatella Versace and niece to Gianni. She probably stopped eating normally when she was about five years old.

You’ve all heard the news by now. Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail..and must serve at least 23 of those. You’ve read it, you’ve seen the pictures..now here’s the video.

In the first video you can skip to the 5:20 mark to hear the judge bitch slap Lilo and make her cry.

Here is  another vid of Lindsay begging the judge for leniency. That didn’t work out too well for her.

How bad do you want to yank this baby out of Sandra Bullock’s arms and put him in your pocket??? He is so cute I can’t stand i.

As much as I want the paps to leave her alone for a minute…I love seeing pictures of these two together.

And justice is served. Junkie karma finally caught up with Lindsay Lohan today as she was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation.

Lindsay was a cracked-out mess in tears as Judge Marsha handed down the sentence.

Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel issued the sentence after listening to testimony from employees of an alcohol treatment program that Lohan had been ordered to attend. Lohan missed seven classes since December, which led to the judge’s harsh rebuke of Lohan moments after the “Mean Girls” star offered a tearful apology.

“I did do everything I was told to do and did the best I could to balance jobs and showing up,” Lohan told the judge. “It wasn’t vacation, it wasn’t some sort of a joke.”

Revel said she found Lohan’s apology insincere, comparing it to “somebody who cheats and thinks it isn’t cheating if she doesn’t get caught.”

Lohan was not immediately taken into custody and will be permitted to surrender on July 20. She will have to wear an ankle alcohol monitor until then.

Don’t worry about Lilo…she won’t do nearly that much time and her attorney’s are already trying to get her sentenced reduced to house arrest. I’d be surprised if she does 30 full days.

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Dolce & Gabbana released the pictures from their Fall-Winter 2010/2011 ad campaign today. It’s getting mixed reviews.

It features a very photoshopped Madge in a series of pictures posing as a character from the Italian film “Mamma Roma“. Including shots at a family lunch, a bedroom scene and various and sundry other scenarios, i.e. the chicken picture. WTH?

Stefano Gabbana told press, “We wanted to continue pushing our current message that shows fashion’s more human nature and our heritage. This is yet another tassel of that mosaic. We believe the campaign is comforting and that people will somehow identify themselves in the images, which again display a more human and approachable side of Madonna.”

Alot of people wish D&G would get over their obsession with Madonna and go back to the young and beautiful. But I disagree. Mostly because I grew up wanting to be Madonna and now I enjoy watching her fierce battle with nature to stay young and her ever-evolving pillow face.