“He was friendly,” an insider tells the mag. “Owen spent 20 minutes in the Green House Smoke Shop browsing the pipes and bongs. He bought one of the biggest bongs and spent almost $300 on it.”

Owen seemed concerned about not being spotted. “He was worried that someone might have seen him coming out,” the insider says. “He hid behind a FedEx truck for 30 seconds before darting to his car!”

Good for Owen. Better a happy pothead hangin’ with Woody Harrelson and soaking up the sun than strung, depressed or dead.

Owen and close friend Woody Harrelson do some male bonding in the Peruvian jungle meditating and apparently swimming in their skivvies. Uber-hippie Woody has been by his friends side constantly since he tried to off himself in August. Looks like Woody’s earthy ways are good for the Butterscotch Stallion, Owen looks happy and rested in these pictures. Maybe shunning the materialistic lifestyle really is good for the soul.

The boys stayed in a teepee at the Hanaq Pacha Retreat Center, in the Sacred Valley of the Incas. Woody sponsers this vegan, back-to-basics resort that also acts as a yoga and spiritual retreat. The cost to stay at Hanaq is only $75 a day and showcases furnishings created by local artisans and the children from a local orphanage, that Woody also supports.

Owen has been quiet on what really happened the night he tried to kill himself and we don’t know for sure if he intends to man-up and tell us the truth; Kate Hudson drove him to suicide. Well, that’s what we hear anyway.

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We hope the sober guy is doing a better job keeping Owen away from the drugs than he is keeping him away from the kitchen.

“Owen is in bad mental shape but he has said he is thankful to be alive. He knows he came close to ending his own lilfe, and he is happy that he was saved from himself.” 

And now we get to our point, and we do have one. Courtney Love dated Coogan and says that she tried to warn Owen to keep people like that from dragging him down.

“I went through it with Steve. I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs,” she says. “I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends … I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy.”

Another source says that Kate Hudson actually forbid Owen from letting Coogan into his house. She knew what the deal was and she didn’t want to be around the drugs and partying. Wow, that guy must really suck. If Courtney Love says you are bad news, you just might be the anti-Christ. So be on the lookout for this guy: El Diablo aka Steve Coogan.

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Despite swallowing tons of pills, trying to slash his wrist and causing everyone who loves him unmeasureable grief, Hollywood insiders say this ‘incident’ won’t hurt Owen’s career or box office appeal. I guess if that jacked up nose didn’t put people off him, one little suicide attempt is no biggie.

We are still sort of in shock around here about Owen trying to check out, we expect that sort of nonsense from Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and a handful of other Hollywood basketcases, but not funnyman Owen.

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,”

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center says that Owen was hospitalized in “good condition” but they won’t give the reason for his admission.

Some sources report that Owen was depressed about his break-up with Kate Hudson, and we are sure the recent photos of Kate and Dax Shepard sucking face all over town can’t be helping. Of course it’s possible that Owen was hospitalized from some other medical reason, but suicide or overdose would be the first thing that comes to mind when a young, healthy male is rushed to the hospital.

We’ll keep you kids posted on the The Butterscotch Stallions condition as information becomes available.

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