Oprah has ‘fallen off the wagon’ and is tipping the scales at 200 pounds again. Most of us lose and gain the same 5 or 10 pounds over and over…but when O yo-yo’s….she does it big. Forty pounds big.

“I’m mad at myself,” writes Winfrey, 54. “I’m embarrassed. I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen again?’”

Apparently Oprah’s been dealing with a thyroid condition that has caused her develop ‘a fear of working out’. I’m not sure what a thyroid problem has to do with working out or the fear thereof…but she IS Oprah so she must know what she’s talkin’ about. Right?

Oprah says her weight gain really hit home when she was freaking out about having to appear on stage with Cher and Tina Turner earlier this year. Because she felt like “a fat cow. I wanted to disappear.”

*Sigh* I do not like to make fun of women for gaining weight and I hate to hear them beating themselves up about it. Normally. But Oprah knows better. And Oprah has a chef..a trainer…food delivery…and she can certainly afford the therapy she so desperately needs to figure out why a woman who has EVERY-FREAKIN-THING in the world continues to hurt herself with food.

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Parade magazine just published a list of the 30 most generous celebrities and not surprisingly Oprah Winfrey tops the list. Oprah donated over $50 million to various charities dealing with education, health, women and child advocacy and her own Oprah’s Angel Network. Go O! Fifty Million Dollars Kids! That’s A LOT of money.

Number two on the list is a bit of a shocker; musician Herb Alpert gave $13 million to various charities last year including his own music foundation. I had no idea that the 73 trumpet player had that much paper. Good for him.

Number three was Barbra Streisand at $11 million, Fourth place was Paul Newman at $10 million and Fifth place goes to Mel Gibson with a total donation of $9.9 million. Brad and Angie come in at sixth place for giving away $8.4 million to their foundation that funds reconstruction in New Orleans and well as their donations to refugee aid.

Kudo’s to all above! Thanks for putting out all that good Karma in the world and keeping the universe balanced. But shame shame shame on the following celebs who, as the saying goes, “Have more money that God”, but only donated a miniscule amount of their annual income to help the world’s less fortunate.

Jerry Seinfeld $3 million; Hugh Hefner $2 million; Tiger Woods $1.3 million and Steven Spielberg at $1 million.

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Oprah Winfrey is going vegan for a 21-day detox plan. She’s not only giving up meat and dairy, Oprah and three friends are giving up caffeine, sugar, gluten and alcohol. Look out studio audience! The O may be a bit edgy over the next month.

In true Oprah-stye, she is going to be blogging about her progresses and her comfort food withdrawals. And take it from a blog who knows, you do have food withdrawals when you do this 21-day detox. (We did Dax Moy’s detox and although we told everyone we completed it, we gave in and had added Red Bull back in on about day three.)

“This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change,” she wrote on Sunday (day one). “Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”

So far, Oprah says she is enjoying her detox, but keep in mind she has a high-priced personal chef cooking her yummy vegan things like ‘strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes”. On our 21-day detox plan we mostly ate oatmeal and chicken. Oprah sucks.

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