“I’m mad at myself,” writes Winfrey, 54. “I’m embarrassed. I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen again?’”

Apparently Oprah’s been dealing with a thyroid condition that has caused her develop ‘a fear of working out’. I’m not sure what a thyroid problem has to do with working out or the fear thereof…but she IS Oprah so she must know what she’s talkin’ about. Right?

Oprah says her weight gain really hit home when she was freaking out about having to appear on stage with Cher and Tina Turner earlier this year. Because she felt like “a fat cow. I wanted to disappear.”

*Sigh* I do not like to make fun of women for gaining weight and I hate to hear them beating themselves up about it. Normally. But Oprah knows better. And Oprah has a chef..a trainer…food delivery…and she can certainly afford the therapy she so desperately needs to figure out why a woman who has EVERY-FREAKIN-THING in the world continues to hurt herself with food.

Number two on the list is a bit of a shocker; musician Herb Alpert gave $13 million to various charities last year including his own music foundation. I had no idea that the 73 trumpet player had that much paper. Good for him.

Number three was Barbra Streisand at $11 million, Fourth place was Paul Newman at $10 million and Fifth place goes to Mel Gibson with a total donation of $9.9 million. Brad and Angie come in at sixth place for giving away $8.4 million to their foundation that funds reconstruction in New Orleans and well as their donations to refugee aid.

Kudo’s to all above! Thanks for putting out all that good Karma in the world and keeping the universe balanced. But shame shame shame on the following celebs who, as the saying goes, “Have more money that God”, but only donated a miniscule amount of their annual income to help the world’s less fortunate.

Jerry Seinfeld $3 million; Hugh Hefner $2 million; Tiger Woods $1.3 million and Steven Spielberg at $1 million.

In true Oprah-stye, she is going to be blogging about her progresses and her comfort food withdrawals. And take it from a blog who knows, you do have food withdrawals when you do this 21-day detox. (We did Dax Moy’s detox and although we told everyone we completed it, we gave in and had added Red Bull back in on about day three.)

“This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change,” she wrote on Sunday (day one). “Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”

So far, Oprah says she is enjoying her detox, but keep in mind she has a high-priced personal chef cooking her yummy vegan things like ‘strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes”. On our 21-day detox plan we mostly ate oatmeal and chicken. Oprah sucks.

Source

Larry King Is Old As HELL – City Rag

Kelly Osbourne Needs To Get Lap Band Like Her Mom – Drunken Stepfather

*Yawn* Pamela Anderson Nip Slip – Hollywood Sleazy 

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At Oprah Show Reaking of Booze -  Hollyscoop

Willa Ford In Various States Of Undress – Horny Oyster

Pamela Anderson Playboy Pictures January 2007 – The Feeding Tube 

The Spice Girls Gather Round Mel B – Glitterati 

Britney Spears Recylced Dress – CelebWorm

Shanna Moakler Speaks Out About Miss USA Drug Use – Into Gossip 

Stupid Things Britney Spears Did This Year – PopSugar

Paris Hilton Continues Quest To Flash Every Country In The World – Celebrity Smack

Wanna See A Lot of Kristin Cavallari? – Drunken Stepfather

Tara Reid’s Before And After – The Skinny Website

Imogen Bailey: Beauty From Down Under – Horny Oyster 

Nicolette Sheridan In Workout Clothing, Not So Nice Looking – The Feeding Tube

Vogue Doesn’t Want Britney Spears – Hollywood Gossip Whores 

The Donald Is A Grandfather – Glitterati 

Kevin Federline: Bad Rapper, Worse Poet – CelebWorm

Matthew McConaughey The Frog King – Superficial Girls 

Nicole Richie Denies Gastric Bypass – StarPulse

Soure: Hollywood.com

Perez Hilton Reality Show? – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan: Super Flasher – City Rag

Alot Of Shots Of Nicole Richie’s Thong – Drunken Stepfather

Ali Landry Bikini and Cowboy Hat, Enough Said – Horny Oyster

William Shatner Photographs Playboy Playmate (NSFW) – The Feeding Tube 

Don Johnson and a 19 Year Old Italian Porn Star – Glitterati

Brandon Davis Bounces Checks – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Ben Affleck and Violet At The Beach – Teddy and Moo’s

Jackie Mason Sues His People – MSN

Because We Haven’t See Rosie Perez In A While – Drunken Stepfather

For The Love of God, Who Authorized Another Jessica Simpson Reality Show – PopSugar

Ivanka Trump in Stuff Magazine – The Feeding Tube

What Do Beyonce And Alligators Have In Common? – Teddy and Moo’s

South African Scam Artist Use Oprah’s Name – MSN