Oprah Winfrey is going vegan for a 21-day detox plan. She’s not only giving up meat and dairy, Oprah and three friends are giving up caffeine, sugar, gluten and alcohol. Look out studio audience! The O may be a bit edgy over the next month.

In true Oprah-stye, she is going to be blogging about her progresses and her comfort food withdrawals. And take it from a blog who knows, you do have food withdrawals when you do this 21-day detox. (We did Dax Moy’s detox and although we told everyone we completed it, we gave in and had added Red Bull back in on about day three.)

“This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change,” she wrote on Sunday (day one). “Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”

So far, Oprah says she is enjoying her detox, but keep in mind she has a high-priced personal chef cooking her yummy vegan things like ‘strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes”. On our 21-day detox plan we mostly ate oatmeal and chicken. Oprah sucks.

Source

Selma Blair’s New Haircut is Heinous - Celebrity Smack

Larry King Is Old As HELL - City Rag

Kelly Osbourne Needs To Get Lap Band Like Her Mom - Drunken Stepfather

*Yawn* Pamela Anderson Nip Slip - Hollywood Sleazy 

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At Oprah Show Reaking of Booze -  Hollyscoop

Willa Ford In Various States Of Undress - Horny Oyster

Pamela Anderson Playboy Pictures January 2007 - The Feeding Tube 

The Spice Girls Gather Round Mel B - Glitterati 

Britney Spears Recylced Dress - CelebWorm

Shanna Moakler Speaks Out About Miss USA Drug Use - Into Gossip 

Stupid Things Britney Spears Did This Year - PopSugar

Oprah Not Invited To TomKat Wedding - City Rag

Paris Hilton Continues Quest To Flash Every Country In The World - Celebrity Smack

Wanna See A Lot of Kristin Cavallari? - Drunken Stepfather

Tara Reid’s Before And After - The Skinny Website

Imogen Bailey: Beauty From Down Under - Horny Oyster 

Nicolette Sheridan In Workout Clothing, Not So Nice Looking - The Feeding Tube

Vogue Doesn’t Want Britney Spears - Hollywood Gossip Whores 

The Donald Is A Grandfather - Glitterati 

Kevin Federline: Bad Rapper, Worse Poet - CelebWorm

Matthew McConaughey The Frog King - Superficial Girls 

Nicole Richie Denies Gastric Bypass - StarPulse

What would we do without the Oprah Winfrey show? Hollywood A-listers would have no forum to plead their sad cases. Jennifer Aniston goes on regularly to whine and complain and now Madonna will be taking a turn to try to explain to the women of America why she stole that little boy away from his father. The rumor is that Angelina Jolie told her to do it.
Let’s hope they do some more of this:

Soure: Hollywood.com

Oprah’s Latest Diet, Is It Working? - The Skinny Website 

Perez Hilton Reality Show? - Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan: Super Flasher - City Rag

Alot Of Shots Of Nicole Richie’s Thong - Drunken Stepfather

Ali Landry Bikini and Cowboy Hat, Enough Said - Horny Oyster

William Shatner Photographs Playboy Playmate (NSFW) - The Feeding Tube 

Don Johnson and a 19 Year Old Italian Porn Star - Glitterati

Brandon Davis Bounces Checks - Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Ben Affleck and Violet At The Beach - Teddy and Moo’s

Ugh! Could Bono just do one more good thing for the world to make us feel worse about apathetic selves? This time he is teamed up with The Oprah to do some Do-Goodin’. They are shopping for a cure for AIDS….CLICK HERE to read the story and realize you are a selfish, self centered slacker who reads celebrity gossip blogs at work all day. You could look inward and make some serious changes, but it’s much easier to just keep coming to see me everyday in hopes of seeing a picture of Madonna’s new African baby. Same time tomorrow?

It’s Funny When Fans Attack Celebs - City Rag

Jackie Mason Sues His People - MSN

Because We Haven’t See Rosie Perez In A While - Drunken Stepfather

For The Love of God, Who Authorized Another Jessica Simpson Reality Show - PopSugar

Ivanka Trump in Stuff Magazine - The Feeding Tube

What Do Beyonce And Alligators Have In Common? - Teddy and Moo’s

South African Scam Artist Use Oprah’s Name - MSN