Call it Karma, justice or what goes around comes around…

13 years to the day that O.J. Simpson was aquitted of brutally murdering his wife and her boyfriend, he was found guilty on all 12 counts of armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas.

The jury of nine men and three women, none of them African-American, reached its verdict after 13 hours of deliberations Friday. Jurors heard from 22 witnesses over 12 days of testimony. Chief among the witnesses were seven of the nine people inside Room 1203 of the Palace Station Hotel and Casino for the September 13, 2007, confrontation.

The evidence included testimony from the two dealers, four co-defendants who cut plea deals and cooperated with prosecutors, and hours of often-profane, crackling, secretly recorded audiotapes.

There is no doubt that everyone involved in this case wanted O.J. to go down. And there is talk that there scales of justice were a bit light on his side. But you can bet after the big clusterf*** that happened last time Orenthal was charged with something…everthing was done clean and by the books this go round. The best news of all about this case is that…….O.J. faces life in prison!!!!!!! See kids…Karma will always get you in the end.

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Police were called to O.J. Simpson’s house yesterday, but this time it was the ex-football star getting the beat down. His oldest daughter Arnelle has had it with his triflin’ and pushed the 61 year-old O.J. to the floor giving him a minor head injury. Way to go girl! Arnelle is O.J.’s daughter from his first marriage, you know the one that didn’t end in decapitation and bloody footprints. Orenthal’s first born hates his new girlfriend, Christie Prody (who looks a lot like Nicole Brown by the by) and that’s how the whole thing got started.

“Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s what started the whole thing. Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

Acting unlike the daughter of such a slug should, Arnelle felt guilty for hurting her farther and immediately called 911. The National Enquirer says that O.J. was “cut on the back of the head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut.” The NE said that Arnelle was also upset that her father gives the blonde tons of money while her mother has to work at Walmart to make ends meet. Good to know O.J. is still a stand up fella.

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After hearing about O.J. Simpon’s arrest for armed robbery we have a renewed faith in Karma. O.J. was arrested Sunday in connection with an alleged armed robbery involving sports memorabilia at a hotel in Las Vegas.

Orenthal has been charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a burglary and burglary with a firearm. A conviction on the most serious charge, robbery with use of deadly weapon, could bring a max sentence of three to thirty five years for each count.

O.J. alleges that he innocently went to collect some sports related products that belonged to him at the Palace Station casino hotel, and that he burgled nothing. Why he was brandishing a gun, he failed to explain. Meanwhile, Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman’s families are doing the justice dance.

OJ Simpson’s  confession titled “If I Did It” a fictional account of what MIGHT have happened the night Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were murdered has been leaked on line.

I‘m going to tell you a story you’ve never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night June 12, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend, Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you think you know about that night because I know the facts better than anyone. I know the players. I’ve seen the evidence. I’ve heard the theories. And, of course, I’ve read all the stories: That I did it. That I did it but I don’t know I did it. That I can no longer tell fact from fiction. That I wake up in the middle of the night, consumed by guilt, screaming

He goes on to recount the murders in detail but we won’t post them here as this is an uplifting and entertaining joint.  We are glad to hear that he wakes up screaming in guilt. We might actually sleep better ourselves knowing that.