Too much Botox? Did she finally quit and this is what happens when you don’t do your regular maintenance?

Nicole looked more wonky than Paris Hilton ever has at last night’s Country Music Awards.

Reports from the set of Just Go With It say that Jen and Nic are having a fantastic time on set and won’t stop “goofing off”. They even challenged each other to an exotic dance competition involving hula hoops — which, after a close battle, was eventually won by Nicole.

“They are totally bonding together and look like absolute best friends, hanging out between takes, laughing, joking and goofing off together. Friday was absolutely hilarious, the two of them decided to have a hula dance-off competition. We all had to judge who was the best hula dancer, and they performed for like five minutes each.

“They were both amazing and it was declared a tie, but they wouldn’t accept that ruling and both insisted on going another round, this time with a hula hoop! Nic just managed to pip Jen to the post, keeping going for around 30 seconds more. It was a tight one, but she just won by the skin of her teeth!”

This married A list actress knows she is losing her popularity quickly. So, she has informed her managers to get her in the next Twilight movie. When they told her there were no parts for her, she said, “Well have them make up one or I will find new managers. Who wouldn’t want me in their movie?”

Although she wouldn’t be the first celebrity campaigning to get their foot in the Twilight door, some o f you may be shocked to know that this one is most likely about Nicole Kidman. Nicole has been box office poison for the past two years, most think it’s due to her Botox addiction and refusal to age at all. She’s holding out for the 20-30 year-old roles instead of following the Meryl Streep school of success and just owing your beauty at any age.

Just last week Nic let her manager  go and hired  Angelina Jolie’s manager, Gayer Kosinski to try to turn things around.

So what do you think? Is Nic our “Twilight‘ wannabe? Does her new rep have the juice to convince Summit Entertainment and Stephanie Myers to write her in?

My money’s on HELL NO.

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A.) Madonna

B.) Angelina Jolie

C.) Nicole Kidman

I’m torn between Madge and Nicole.

“Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.”

This should be a fun celebrity pregnancy to watch. Nicole is already rockin’ a tiny baby bump as shown in these photos taken on Sunday as she and hubby take a stroll on Bondi Beach.

“Which 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she’s only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: “Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can’t be on Botox when you are pregnant” 

And then today we see these pictures of Nicole Kidman with an obvious bump as she enjoys a quiet lunch with husband Keith Urban. What do you think? Knocked-up or not?

And props to Page Six for that Botox jab.

“It is incorrect. She must have had about 30 babies by now. She’s in Australia making a film and her family are in Australia. She’s happily ensconced away somewhere having a few days break. It’s the silly season. As far as we’re concerned, it’s another rumor out of London.”

Take that UK Daily Mail!

The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the “love of my life”, broke the news to their families over the Christmas holiday.

This news is fantastic. Especially since her two other children now call Katie Holmes ‘mom’.

Can You Believe Nicole Kidman Wore A See Through Dress To Aria Awards – Gabby Babble 

Megan Fox Maxim Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Are You Watching  The Next Great American Band? – Girls Talkin Smack

See The Girl Leo DiCaprio Dumped: Bar Rafaeli  – Ninja Dude

Elizabeth Hurley Looks Her Age In These Bikini Candids – The Blemish 

Orlando Bloom Won’t Be Charged Despite How Silly He Looks – Bumpshack

Avril Lavigne Is Even Boring On Halloween – Derek Hail 

Emily Scott Bikini Pictures – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Justin Timberlake Chugs Beer Like A Frat Boy – City Rag

Kelly Brook’s 2008 Calendar – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Find Out How Lilly Allen Lost Weight – Girls Talkin Smack

Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal K-I-S-S-I-N-G  – Ninja Dude

Nicole Kidman Looks Awful On Interview Magazine Cover – Bumpshack

Heidi Klum Was Attracted To Seal’s….Read On For Answer – Gabby Babble

Why Nicole Kidman Marriage Is Not Happy And Never Will Be – Derek Hail 

Jessica Biel Gets Groped By A Woman – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

John Travolta’s Niece Gets Breast Implants On Dr. 90210 – Celebrity Smack 

Peaches Geldof Topless Bikini Candids – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Why Is Justin Timberlake So Grumpy All The Time? – Seriously?OMG!WTF!