It’s been raining in my part of the world for two straight days and I’m starting to get depressed.

This new Megan Fox / Mike Tyson commercial made me laugh this morning so I felt obligated to share. Just in case anyone else out there feels like crawling back into bed for the next three days or sticking your head in an oven DON”T DO IT. Just watch Megan Fox half naked and crazy Mike Tyson dancing around and cheer the freak up!

I know the paparazzi are obnoxious a-holes that think they are untouchable and often do whatever they need to get a reaction and a picture, but why in the name all that is holy would a photographer want to get up in Mike Tyson’s grill??? Ya’ll know he crazy. Prison, rage, rape, biting off ears..you know, crazy! But this brave pap decided he had the cahones to step to Mike.

Tyson was being photographed as he arrived at LAX with his family when he lost his cool and lashed out at the unsuspecting photographer.
One punch and the pap was out cold. He had to be sent to the hospital to recover. Tyson not only broke the photographers camera–he also broke his nose!

A police source tells Radar, “Mike Tyson was arrested at 4:39 pm at LAX terminal 7, United ticketing. The victim of the alleged assault was transported to a nearby hospital.”

I seriously doubt the photographer was “unsespeting”. Those guys go way over the line into the celebrities personal space on a daily basis.

Unbelievably sad news.

Arizona police have confirmed that former heavyweight champ’s 4 year-old little girl, Exodus Tyson, had died today after accidentally hanging herself yesterday on a treadmill in the family home.

“I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 a.m. today at the hospital,” said Sgt. Andy Hill of the Phoenix Police Department. “Our sympathies go out to the family. I cannot release any other information.”

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t going to be the only famous person in the Wonderland treatment center anymore. Former boxing champ and complete lunatic Mike Tyson has checked himself in the posh Hollywood Hills facility. Tyson was arrested last year in Arizona after he nearly crashed into a police car and admitted at the time of his arrest that he was a drug addict and ‘had a problem’. After the arrest Mike checked into the luxury rehab clinic the ‘Meadows’ but only lasted a short five days at the strict treatment center. Maybe he will fare better at the more laid back Wonderland. He and Lindsay can go on grocery/cigarette runs together.

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