1.) How many different and completely seperate clothing lines do these two need to design? It’s too confusing to me. I mean, I’m not against diversity but could they make the names a little more� cohesive for those of us who are not uber-fashionistas?

and more importantly;

2.) What the hell is going on with Mary-Kate Olsen’s 23 year-old face????? Surely she is not having Botox treatments yet so she must have gone under the knife for something. I can’t put my finger on it. What do you kids think? Nose job? Her face looks so much longer and not quite as smooshed up as it used to.

Check out this before and after side by side…I’m pretty sure it’s the nose.

“Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy. She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together“

I suppose it’s possible that MK is expecting a baby with boyfriend Nate Lowman…but considering the bad twins drug use, chain-smoking and very low body weight it’s doubtful.

Mary-Kate will continue to work on the Olsen’s more affordable clothing line, Elizabeth and James, although The Row was actually her baby. But Ashley feels like MK needs to “step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together”

You know Ashley just tore MK a new one when her she got all caught up in Heath Ledgers death. I think we can all empathize with Ashley on this one. Everyone has some dead-weight in the family.

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“It was a shock to see Mary-Kate together with, of all people, geeky Jonah,” an eyewitness told The Enquirer. “They were on a double date with another couple, dining at the hotel around 10 p.m. Mary-Kate and Jonah sat close together and seemed totally into each other. They were both wearing plaid shirts that almost matched. It was the cutest thing.”

“From what I saw at the Chateau Marmont,” said another source, “Mary-Kate had forgotten about Nate and seemed totally enamored of Jonah. And he couldn’t keep his eyes off her, either.”

I don’t like this at all. Not that I really care who Trollson is doing the dirty with, but the mental image I get of tubby, sweating Jonah laying all up on little tiny MK is very disturbing.

The star is shown in an album of photos partying hard with pals after failing to block users she has yet to befriend on her Facebook.com profile page. According to the New York Daily News, the actress has created a profile under the name Katie Olsen – and the profile is open to anyone in her New York-listed network.

Hopefully they’ll pop up online for the rest of us today. In the meantime check out these oldie but goodie flannel party pictures.

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The feds have closed their probe into Heath Ledger’s death and won’t force the TV twin to tell them what she knows about his prescription drug stash, a source told the Daily News.

Oh well. Karma will get you next time Trollson.

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As the investigation surrounding Heath Ledger’s accidental overdose continues, the federal Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York has confirmed to Access Hollywood that they have issued a subpoena that would force Mary-Kate Olsen to testify in front of a grand jury.

Hopefully her suits can ger her immunity deal worked out in time. Of all of the crap trollson has been involved in it would be a shame to go to prison for giving a friend some OxyContin. Yeah, it killed him and all, but geez…how else is a troll supposed to make friends?

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Times have changed, kids. Lindsay Lohan and Mary-Kate Olsen used to fight over boys and tables at the hottest clubs, but now they are in a desperate battle over life coach Lori Cerasoli.

Lori Cerasoli has always been MK’s “go to” person when she is melt-down mode, and the recent Federal inquest into her role in helping Heath Ledger get un-prescribed OxyContin has troll-girl on edge. MK is said to be livid that Lori isn’t available to her right now because she is busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan.

Star magazine reports that the celebrity life coach has been counseling Lindsay through her recent battle with addiction. Dealing with LiLo and all her baggage doesn’t leave time for any other clients.

“Every time Mary-Kate wants to get hold of Lori, she feels like she’s with Lindsay. Mary-Kate called Lindsay and told her to get her own counselor. Lori can only work with one client at a time-and right now she’s with Lindsay, who has no intention of giving her up!”

The New York Post reports that MK “has refused to speak” and her lawyer, Michael Miller, claims she won’t be interviewed “unless she gets immunity, exercising her constitutional rights.”

The fuzz want to know where the un-prescribed OxyContin involved in Heath’s death came from and since MK was the first one called they assume she knows something. They know troll-girl could lead them to the source and possibly to some major drug players.

There is also buzz that the Oxy came from a “a friend” and the bottle with that “friends” name on it was removed from the apartment before the police arrived. Do you think little trolly snuck in there and got her drugs out before the coppers got there? It totally makes sense. Maybe the Feds will figure out a way to prove it without her help and prosecute her annoying ass to the fullest extent of the law. Or at least take away those heinous flannel she wears all the time.

Star magazine reports that Mary-Kate’s binging started right after the death of “her lover Heath Ledger died tragically from a drug overdose.”  MK checked into a holistic health spa to detox after collapsing in a public parking lot last month, but it seems the natural way isn’t working for her. Friends say that MK’s behavior is putting a huge strain on her relationship with her sister Ashley as well. Once inseparable, the Olsen twins are rarely seen together.

“Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn’t think she has a problem,” says a source. “She thinks she’s young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it’s affecting everything.” 

In these party candids that our friends at Oh No They Didn’t so brillianty found and posted it would appear that Mary-Kate Olsen forced all her friends to chain smoke and wear flannel shirts to her party. Even the normally fashionable Nicole Richie is rockin the flannel, which leads me to believe that this must be a surprise party for MK and the flannel theme was pre-planned. I hope so anyway. SOOO not ready for the grunge look to come back around yet.

And wouldn’t you just love to know what kind of candy came out of that pinata?

“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’”

Why prune? Possibly because that’s all Mary-Kate has eaten in the past few years? Maybe the twins should adopt a new smile word, something that wouldn’t make them look like a crazy old bat lady.

“I’m not going to comment on that,” Olsen, who turns 22 on June 13, tells Elle in its July issue. “I won’t give you a word about that in the nicest way possible. Let’s move on.”

She then goes on to ramble about not wanting to be a celebrity and be stalked by paparazzi. Whaa..whaa..whaa….cry me a freakin’ river.