I have a few things to say about these pictures of the Olsen twins debuting yet another clothing line..Holt Renfrew.

1.) How many different and completely seperate clothing lines do these two need to design? It’s too confusing to me. I mean, I’m not against diversity but could they make the names a little more  cohesive for those of us who are not uber-fashionistas?

and more importantly;

2.) What the hell is going on with Mary-Kate Olsen’s 23 year-old face????? Surely she is not having Botox treatments yet so she must have gone under the knife for something. I can’t put my finger on it. What do you kids think? Nose job? Her face looks so much longer and not quite as smooshed up as it used to.

Check out this before and after side by side…I’m pretty sure it’s the nose.

The National Enquirer posted a tip that someone sent them about our favorite Olsen twin, and it’s a doozie. According to this source, Mary-Kate Olsen’s weight has ballooned to 102 pounds and this must mean she is pregnant.

“Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy. She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together“

I suppose it’s possible that MK is expecting a baby with boyfriend Nate Lowman…but considering the bad twins drug use, chain-smoking and very low body weight it’s doubtful.

Happy Halloween…Mary-Kate Olsen in Tank Magazine……

Just for fun on this fall Monday morning. Mary-Kate Olsen does Glamour magazine.

Ashley Olsen is fed up with her sister’s BS and has dismissed her from her duties on the twins couture clothing line The Row. Mary-Kate Olsen does not share the same work ethic as her sister these days and it’s caused a serious row in their relationship. MK’s unwillingness to give up her party-girl lifestyle and focus on the business has resulted in a major Olsen demotion.

Mary-Kate will continue to work on the Olsen’s more affordable clothing line, Elizabeth and James, although The Row was actually her baby. But Ashley feels like MK needs to “step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together”

You know Ashley just tore MK a new one when her she got all caught up in Heath Ledgers death. I think we can all empathize with Ashley on this one. Everyone has some dead-weight in the family.

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File this one under ‘what the heck is she doing with him’ file. The National Enquirer says that Mary-Kate Olsen cheated on her boyfriend Nate Lowman with tubby Jonah Hill. The unlikely pair hook-up at Chatuea Marmont August 26.

“It was a shock to see Mary-Kate together with, of all people, geeky Jonah,” an eyewitness told The Enquirer. “They were on a double date with another couple, dining at the hotel around 10 p.m. Mary-Kate and Jonah sat close together and seemed totally into each other. They were both wearing plaid shirts that almost matched. It was the cutest thing.”

“From what I saw at the Chateau Marmont,” said another source, “Mary-Kate had forgotten about Nate and seemed totally enamored of Jonah. And he couldn’t keep his eyes off her, either.”

I don’t like this at all. Not that I really care who Trollson is doing the dirty with, but the mental image I get of tubby, sweating Jonah laying all up on little tiny MK is very disturbing.

Mary-Kate Olsen must be giddy with relief after finding out she will not have to answer questions in the Heath Ledger death investigation. So much so that she forgot to block ‘non-friends’ from viewing pictures of some rowdy partying pictures on her Facebook page.

The star is shown in an album of photos partying hard with pals after failing to block users she has yet to befriend on her Facebook.com profile page. According to the New York Daily News, the actress has created a profile under the name Katie Olsen – and the profile is open to anyone in her New York-listed network.

Hopefully they’ll pop up online for the rest of us today. In the meantime check out these oldie but goodie flannel party pictures.

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What a jip this story turned out to be. I was gearing up for a Mary-Kate Olsen Federal boot-whooping. Something seems a little off…just days after she was ordered to testify about what she knows about the origin of Heath Ledger’s illegally obtained OxyContin, the case is officially closed.

The feds have closed their probe into Heath Ledger’s death and won’t force the TV twin to tell them what she knows about his prescription drug stash, a source told the Daily News.

Oh well. Karma will get you next time Trollson.

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