So the following Best and Worst Dress List from the 2010 Oscars is just my self-indulgent attempt to make sense of why some people get it right every time and some people look like someone just straight up lied to them about how they looked in that dress.

So in my humble opinion..here are the celebs that shut it down with a badass gown.

By far my favorite gown was Diane Kruger ga-ga-gorgous Chanel gown. Swoon.

In a close second place was the always youthful Demi Moore in a delicate, flesh colored Versace dress.

Mariska Hargitay in Vera Wang makes the list mostly because her hair is flawless. Anna Kendrick is really pretty in Elie Saab, Kate Winslet was simple and elegant, Cameron Diaz finally got it right in Oscar de la Renta. Meryl Streep makes the list because she is always just ..perfect.

Kathy Ireland’s dress is not all that great but she looked so young and fresh on the red carpet interviewing the celebs I had to mention her. Vera Farmiga took a risk and it worked. And Maggie Gyllenhaal makes the list for making a print work on the red carpet with this Dries Van Noten gown.

I know I know, ALL babies are beautiful, but some more than others. What do you kids think, but who has the cutest celebrity tot?

Mariska Hargitay and August?

Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet?

Gwen Stefani and Kingston?

Tori Spelling and Baby Bump?

Not only are these two women on two of my favorite shows, but they both represent the beauty of real women. Mariska Hargitay had a baby three weeks ago and looks fantastic. She glammed up her post baby body and stole the show.

Mariska won an Emmy last night for Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama (Law and Order: SVU)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks gorgeous and outshines the younger actresses half her age.  Julia broke the Seinfeld curse last night by taking home the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy (The New Adventures of Old Christine)