Welcome to 1995. It’s Madonna at her Truth or Date bitchiest.

Watch below as the Material Girl breaks a fan heart that gives her flowers at the Venice Film Festival last week. As the fan hand her some pretty hydrangeas, Madge says in her granny voice, “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn’t know.”

Fail. What a bitch. The correct answer was, ‘thank you’.

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In case you haven’t noticed, Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice, is making a respectable come back. He’s working on some decent music down in Florida these days and he has this interesting house-flipping show on the DIY network cleverly called The Vanilla Ice Project. He is also starring in the British reality show Dancing on Ice. Okay, maybe the ice-skating show isn’t going to garner him any street cred, but you should really check out his DIY show. it’s fun to watch his tattooed crew mack out this mini-mansion somewhere in the swanky part of Florida.

So to promote all this new stuff he’s got going on, he is dredging up the short time he spent banging Madonna back in the day. He claims he is the one that ended the relationship because he was upset over her coffee table book Sex. Which he appeared in..so hello? Pot? This the kettle…you are black.

“She was older than me and a great lover,” Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle) told the British tabloid News Of The World (via IMDB). But the eight month relationship came to a halt after the publishing of her coffee table book, ‘Sex,’ for which he posed.

“But I broke up with her after she printed that book because I was hurt to be an unwitting part of this slutty package,” Van Winkle revealed. “It was disgusting and cheap. We were in a relationship yet it looked like she was screwing all these other people.”

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It seems like tons of celebrities have taken the teenage suicide/gay bullying problem as their pet project lately. Many speaking out on how they were bullied in school. But you know shit is serious when Madonna takes the time out of her very busy and photo shopped life to crusade against the gay haters.

On why she’s speaking out against bullying:

“Well, I just feel it would be incredible remiss of me to not say something. I’m incredibly disturbed and saddened by the overwhelming number of teen suicides that have been reported lately because of bullying. Suicide in general is disturbing. Teenagers committing suicide is extremely disturbing but to hear that teenagers are taking their lives because they are being bullied in schools and dormitories, what have you, is kind of unfathomable. I know a number of people have spoken out about it but I feel like I need to say something. The gay community has been incredibly supportive of me. I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for the gay community…I have a teenage daughter and I have ongoing discussions with her about this topic so I feel like I need to say a few words…”

On how out of control the situation is :

“The concept that we are torturing teenagers because they are gay. It’s kind of like I said earlier. It’s unfathomable. It’s like lynching black people or Hitler exterminating Jews. Sorry if I’m going on a rampage right now but this is America. The land of the free and the home of the brave.”

On how we should all mind our own business:

“I think it would be interesting for everybody to try one simple experiment. If you want to talk about solutions or how can we solve this problem? Try to get through the day each and everyone of us…without gossiping about somebody. Without gossiping about anybody. And not only that. Not even listening to gossip. Walking away from it. Can you imagine what your day would be like? How much more free time you’d have? I also feel like you’d feel about better about yourself.

**I totally agree. Don’t gossip about the real people in your life. But celebrities don’t count, so reading my blog is perfectly ok.

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Holy cow..these before pictures of Madonna are so disturbing to me.

You get so used to seeing her airbrushed and photo shopped that when you see her old lady arms it’s  a shock to the system. There is no shame in aging of course…it’s just that half the time she looks 35 and half the time she looks like Methuselah.

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I posted the pictures from Sofia Vergara’s Esquire issue yesterday…but today this tiny tidbit from the interview came out and I just had to share. Another reason I seriously heart Sofia.

When asked about plastic surgery and the decision to not reduce her breasts she sort of went off….

Someday she may tweak her eyes a bit, but she’s sworn off major surgical overhauls. “L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”

I agree.

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